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using words <5 letters long

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#1 · (Edited)
Can you write a funny/stupid story that uses words that are all less than 5 words long (i.e. 4 or less)?

once a boy who was very big was also very mad. he was so mad that he felt that he had to spit. he spit so hard he bit his lip. when he did, he felt very bad. so not only did he feel mad; he now felt bad AND mad. what was he to do? he then went out for some good air. the air felt nice. the air made him feel a lot less mad and bad, and now he felt glad.

he was so glad that he had to jump. he did jump and high he went. but then he hit his head. and so the boy that was once big then mad then spit then bad then bad and mad then glad now was all over mad. and it kept that way for a long time.

the end
 
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i only like the part when mods go off and bann this sort of spam, i love it more when it's an advertisement post...

gawd, almost made it, couldn't find a nice 4 or less letters way or saying "advertisement"
 
#11 ·
how is this spam? it can make it hard to post what you want to say. i know it is fun. how long can you go for? LOL ok, it is spam.

(can't say sorry in less than five ltrs)

all in good fun ;)
 
#12 ·
Can you write a funny/stupid story that uses words that are all less than 5 words long (i.e. 4 or less)?
uhmm...

he was so glad that he had to jump. he did jump and high he went. but then he hit his head. and so the boy that was first big then mad then spit then bad then bad and mad then glad now was all over mad. and it kept that way for a long time.

the end
:p
 
#13 ·
This will be my 1st and last post over here, I do not see it open for a long time as it will get a lock soon I think.

Damn this does make it seem as if I type like a ten year old n00b.
 
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#14 ·
@Ref: did you like it tho? I did fix it now. pls look at my edit

it is fun to talk with a word less than five.

it does make me :lol: We were all once a n00b.
 
#15 ·
You could have at least started a discussion with the added challenge of using < 5 letter long words. Besides, using AOL speak you can turn any word into a < 5 letter word.
 
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#20 ·
He never said Sega fans were the smartest video game fans.
 
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#22 ·
ok so how are all of you this day? i hope that you don't feel too bad now. um so how come none of you will make a good book here? do that soon i like that a lot. i don't know if this will get a lock on it. hope it does not.
 
#23 ·
What about ad or ad's, instead of advertisement?;)
"and ad post" or "an ad's post" gives an entirely different meaning...

ok so how are all of you this day? i hope that you don't feel too bad now. um so how come none of you will make a good book here? do that soon i like that a lot. i don't know if this will get a lock on it. hope it does not.
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#25 · (Edited)
One day I went for a walk. When I was out I met this girl, she said she had not ate in days. I said what the heck and took her to get food. She said I was a kind man.

We then went back to my home. We then sat down on my sofa, and I said I had good luck when I met her. She told me she had not took a bath in days when she got lost. an odor was in the air. She then took a bath when I said it was ok.

We then sat down and saw a love film. She then at that time took her hand and put it on my hand, and it was joy. Then we made out, and I took her to bed. We then had a nice day and made love.

The dark went into dusk, and she was gone. When I woke up, I had a beer next to my bed and a rub beer (Rubber) on my hand, and it was then when I Knew I did not meet a girl, and made it all up in my head.

I then went to the docs when I did not feel well. He then gave me a shot and took a bit of the red crap out of me.

He then told me, "Dude you got Aids" , and I was like what the ****!

The End:rotflmao:

I need to add to this. Dude you know your post will be on lock and key by a mod soon due to the no spam rule. Just had to let you know. It's not a big deal, just get used to it man and all will be fine. Mods like to eat a post like your post like most of us like to eat and down pie and beer, get wild and pass out in the tub only to wake up and barf what you had the last day, Ewww.
:spy:
 
#26 ·
One day I went for a walk. When I was out I met this girl, she said she had not ate in days. I said what the heck and took her to get food. She said I was a kind man.

We then went back to my home. We then sat down on my sofa, and I said I had good luck when I met her. She told me she had not took a bath in days when she got lost. an odor was in the air. She then took a bath when I said it was ok.

We then sat down and saw a love film. She then at that time took her hand and put it on my hand, and it was joy. Then we made out, and I took her to bed. We then had a nice day and made love.

The dark went into dusk, and she was gone. When I woke up, I had a beer next to my bed and a rub beer (Rubber) on my hand, and it was then when I Knew I did not meet a girl, and made it all up in my head.

I then went to the docs when I did not feel well. He then gave me a shot and took a bit of the red crap out of me.

He then told me, "Dude you got Aids" , and I was like what the ****!

The End:rotflmao:
**** get aids.
 
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