Can you write a funny/stupid story that uses words that are all less than 5 words long (i.e. 4 or less)?
once a boy who was very big was also very mad. he was so mad that he felt that he had to spit. he spit so hard he bit his lip. when he did, he felt very bad. so not only did he feel mad; he now felt bad AND mad. what was he to do? he then went out for some good air. the air felt nice. the air made him feel a lot less mad and bad, and now he felt glad.
he was so glad that he had to jump. he did jump and high he went. but then he hit his head. and so the boy that was once big then mad then spit then bad then bad and mad then glad now was all over mad. and it kept that way for a long time.
the end
once a boy who was very big was also very mad. he was so mad that he felt that he had to spit. he spit so hard he bit his lip. when he did, he felt very bad. so not only did he feel mad; he now felt bad AND mad. what was he to do? he then went out for some good air. the air felt nice. the air made him feel a lot less mad and bad, and now he felt glad.
he was so glad that he had to jump. he did jump and high he went. but then he hit his head. and so the boy that was once big then mad then spit then bad then bad and mad then glad now was all over mad. and it kept that way for a long time.
the end