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Predictions for 2004

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#1 ·
2004 is almost upon us. What are you’re predictions for 2004? These predictions can range from political to entertainment to personal.

My predictions:

-George Bush will become an all American action hero in an upcoming situation.

-George Bush will win the 2004 election with the "right numbers". oO

-A "new axis of evil" will be declared.

-With Saddam captured, a new international villian will be declared.

-WWE will have an "anime style" wrestling character. :heh:

I will put more once it comes to my mind.
 
#7 ·
I've got a couple:

Intel will make an affordalbe 64-bit processor.
George Bush will do something really stupid.
Duke Nukem Forever won't come out before the end of the year. :)
The RIAA will get into big trouble for something.
 
#9 ·
Half life 2 will become a reality along with Doom 3!

Unless they all get delayed again :rolleyes:
 
#11 ·
damn stupid Election in our nation
 
#14 ·
1) Osama will strike again, This time he'll hit the Empire state building..
2) Doom 3 will be released, Valve will delay HL2 because of NVidia's pressure on adding improvements.
3) PS3's Prototype will be shown in E3 along with MGS3:Snake Eater ,FFXII and GT4
4) Linux and Windows will engage in a cross-patent, making windows programs work on Linux and vice-versa.
 
#15 ·
I predict that 2004 will be followed by 2005. (...2006 should probably come after that.)

-- But wait, there's more genius where that came from! ;) ...

  • Seeking to boost their so-called careers, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton will make an internet sex video with Prince Charles. (wot?) This trio will be declared Bush's new "Sexis of Evil".

  • Christina Aguilera will be as skanky as ever in satin pink short-shorts.

  • Not to be outdone, Britney and Madonna will share a double-ended dildo (!) LIVE ON STAGE (!) at the 2004 MTV Music Awards. (...I know, you're imagining it already even as you read this.)

  • Britney will get married, and the media will pretend it's any of their business. :???: The stooge husband-for-a-day will milk it for everything it's worth. (He already had a "book deal" signed a couple of days later. --WTF???)

  • The final chapter to The Matrix trilogy STILL won't be nearly as clever as my idea for it. ;)

  • Ngemu's own vivrantpig will become a famous rapper, start a clothing empire, get engaged to J.Lo, get busted for illegal possession of Cher memorabila (yes, it's a crime!), and loses it all within one year. :D
    Later confesses that losing the Cher stuff was "a really big favour", becomes a public advocate for the "Don't Do Cher" campaign, thereby saving millions of underprivileged kids from a lifetime of bad music.

  • The Chicago Cubs will be cheated from victory once again when RZetlin intercepts the ball while still in play. :rolleyes:

  • A deadly new strain of SARS will infect Mad Cows, making them even madder...er.

  • Saddam Hussein will escape incarceration, disguise himself with a funky new haircut (bleach-blond mullet), and becomes the next American Idol with his stirring rendition of classics like "You Are My Moustache", "I Left My Regime in Al Quaeda", and the heartwarming "Come On Baby, Light My Oil Fire".

  • As Saddam's CD sales continue to lag, RIAA will lobby Congress, demanding that a new surtax should be placed on gasoline. oO (...Burners, gasoline: Gasoline burns. It makes perfect sense when you think about it.)

  • In a surprising reversal, Osama Bin Laden will capture George Bush !!!! :lol:

  • Borrowing a page from his old action flicks, Governor Schwarzenegger will mount a solo rescue effort, destroy da enemy, thwart da secret conspiracy, save da girl, and stop da intergalactic alien invasion!
    In all the commotion, Arnie forgets to rescue Bush, but vows: "I'll be back."
    [-- You fools! I warned you they were machines!
    But you wouldn't listen, and now it's too late!! -- THE ROBOTS CONTROL US ALL!!!!]


...Also in 2004, GALVATRON gets a stronger prescription, but that doesn't much help the typing of crazy shiznit.
 
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#16 ·
1) America will become even less significant ;)

2) Nintendo will drop the Cube

3) Xbox rises in popularity, PS2 stagnates further

4) GBA remains the top handheld

5) Nokia lowers the price of the ngage several times

6) More console > PC ports for everyone :p

7) Kof 2005 will be announced, it will be made on cps-1 hardware

8) 3D realms will go bankrupt

9) Violence in games gets seriously adressed; Fighting games and Counterstrike forbidden in numerous countries

10) Konami makes Tokimeki 5; Shoiri returns in the game, and to ngemu ;)

11) Kaiser will become the top poster on the boards, then take over the entire site

12) I'll hide when 11 happens
 
#17 ·
1. Bush is elected...well, he wins again anyway. :rolleyes:

2. America only gets stupider (wait, is stupider a word?)

3. Die-hard Michael Jackson fans finally realize that he fvcks little boys.

4. Lars Ulrich, Fred Durst, Dr Dre, and Christina Aguilera all die of starvation; Piracy is blamed for their deaths.

5. Despite being under the guidance of Oprah Winfrey, millions of women still won't loose weight.

6. Grand Theft Auto: Lancaster County will be released. Play as an escaped convict on a mission to avenge himself. Gameplay involves stealing horses and buggies from Amish community.

7. 1 out of 2 college students will still have chlamydia.

8. It will be revealed to the world that Jerry Falwell is involved in a child pornography ring.

9. Doctors and biochemists will discover yet another method for reducing fine lines and wrinkles, while cancer and AIDS continue to ravage the population. oO

10. Now that the republicans have officially killed medicare, welfare and social security will be next on their hitlist.
 
#18 ·
1) WINE will finally become a feasible way to run Windows programs on Linux as lots of bugs get ironed out, sparking a slow but steady transition to Linux

2) KDE will become even better

3) Quanta Plus will get lots more cool new features

4) America, and the world in general, will continue down the road to perdition