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North Korea develops anti-aging "Super Drink"...apparently

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According to North Korea's official news agency, a drink produced by North Korea's Moranbong Carbonated Fruit Juice Joint Venture Company can cure aging and all disease. 'It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells. It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral hemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.' It also has no side-effects.

Last month North Korea announced its fusion breakthrough, and now it has a super drink. One can only imagine what wonders may come in July — perhaps self-buttering toast.

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#2 ·
don't post this in od, put it in the bin where it can be mocked and sworn at,.
 
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Hero war tonic

if the title had Japan instead North Korea, people will be like "zOMG when will i be able to buy this, I bet PS4 will have this build in". but when its North Korea people are like "lol n00b". you people.. MAKE. ME. SICK. im looking at you KOKO. :mad:
+1 Repped
 
#11 ·
:lol: The communists are on fire these days :p

@aceloop:
I don't know if you were just being playful, but there's a reason they don't make announcements like this: they have no government-approved news-factory to fabricate such obvious nonsense. Communist regimes must do this in order to artificially boost their morale.

See George Orwell's 1984 and Literature and Totalitarianism, Pictures of the Socialistic Future, by Eugene Richter.
 
#12 ·
:lol: The communists are on fire these days :p

@aceloop:
I don't know if you were just being playful, but there's a reason they don't make announcements like this: they have no government-approved news-factory to fabricate such obvious nonsense. Communist regimes must do this in order to artificially boost their morale.

See George Orwell's 1984 and Literature and Totalitarianism, Pictures of the Socialistic Future, by Eugene Richter.
In America, you die
In Soviet Korea, death dies
 
#13 ·
Wait...this isn't serious, is it?
 
#14 ·
Yeah, it's serious. But most people are taking the piss because it seems so unlikely to be true. I'm not convinced either. I think it's probably some kind of call for attention. Hard evidence is what's needed, and I haven't come across any.

But hey, maybe some more research is needed.
 
#15 ·
Well, if that one 70 year old man can live without food, then I can believe this lol

Did you know the oldest person ever was 256? He was Chinese ^.^
I believe this is possible, but this time it might not be...
 
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Moxie was founded in Lowell, Massachusetts in 1884 by Dr. Augustin Thompson of Union, ME. The proximity of the businesses might explain the existence of this bag. Originally, Moxie was touted as a patient medicine guaranteed to cure almost any ill including loss of manhood, paralysis, and "softening of the brain". These claims were revised slightly (more than slightly, actually) with the passage of the Pure Food and Drug Act of 1906. Moxie is considered to be the first mass-marketed soft drinks.
I'd just like to point out that America did it first... with let's say, mixed results. I'm sure North Korea's "new" drink is just as effective as Moxie.
 
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@aceloop:
I don't know if you were just being playful, but there's a reason they don't make announcements like this: they have no government-approved news-factory to fabricate such obvious nonsense. Communist regimes must do this in order to artificially boost their morale.
Lets not forget Chairman Mao and his "Big Leap Forward" (rofl :lol:) project, which spawned one of, if not, the biggest famine in Chinese history.
 
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I believe he got "oldest person in the world" and "memory on my video card" confused. Could happen to anyone.
She :)

Anyway, I'll get the links. It was proven by scientists. He lived to be 256, so the articles states, but the scientists found out he was 194 when he died. :D

My bad, he was 250 when he died. It was proven his age was "" when he died though, by scientists. He had 23 wives, 180 descendants and sold herbs for 100 years.

He is LI CHING-YUN.
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Peiping, May 5 – Li Ching-Yun, a resident of Kaihsien, in the Province of Szechwan, who contended that he was one of the world’s oldest men and said he was born in 1736 – which would make him 197 years old – died today.
A Chinese dispatch from Chungking telling of Mr. Li’s death said he attributed his longevity to peace of mind and that it was his belief every one could live at least a century by attaining inward calm.
Compared with estimates of Li Ching-yun’s age in previous reports from China the above dispatch is conservative. In 1930 it was said Professor Wu Chung-chien, dean of the department of Education in Minkuo University, had found records showing Li was born in 1677 and that Imperial Chinese Government congratulated him on his 150th and 200th birthdays.
A correspondent of The New York Times wrote in 1928 that many of the oldest men in Li’s neighborhood asserted their grandfathers knew him as boys and that he was then a grown man.
According to the generally accepted tales told in his province. Li was able to read and write as a child, and by his tenth birthday had traveled in Kansu, Shansi, Tibet, Annam, Siam and Manchuria gathering herbs. For the first hundred years he continued at this occupation. Then he switched to selling herbs gathered by others.
Wu Pei-fu, the warlord, took Li into his house to learn the secret of living to 250. Another pupil said Li told him to “keep a quiet heart, sit like a tortoise, walk sprightly like a pigeon and sleep like a dog.”
According to one version of Li’s married life he had buried away twenty-three wives and was living with his twenty-fourth, a woman of ’60.’ Another account, which in 1928 credited him with 180 living descendents, comprising eleven generations, recorded only fourteen marriages. This second authority said his eyesight was good; also, that the finger nails of his right hand were very long, and “long” for a Chinese might mean longer than any finger nails ever dreamed of in the United States.
One statement of The Times correspondent which probably caused skeptical readers to believe Li was born more recently than 1677, was that “many who have seen him recently declare that his facial appearance is no different from that of persons two centuries his junior.”
 
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I posted the information in my previous post, if anyone is interested ^.^

Don't let Wiki fool you. Li-Ching-Yuen was congradulated for his age by the Empire of China. They can't be lying about that or that he was a dean for those schools or the fact that he does in fact, have 180 decedents and actually did have 23 wives.