Funny 
You've played too much Splinter Cell when:
You show up at a party and:
-You tried to grab one of the guests from behind
-You walk into a room and instinctively lurk in the shadows
-The host has repeatedly asked that you stop turning out the lights
-People stare at you, puzzled as to why you are crouching like a monkey
-You keep muttering to an invisible "Lambert", much to the confusion of the guests. Despite your objections, the guests insist that there is no "Lambert" at the party and suggest that you visit a psychologist
-You press your back against the wall whenever someone is heading your way
-Before entering a room, you slide a piece of cheese under the door "to make sure it's clear"
-If a corridor is open, you peek in before entering
-To pass a corridor, you use a quick "SWAT" turn, thinking no one will see you pass by
-You tried to enter and leave the party through the window
-You suspect someone is talking about you, and you attempt to "laser mic" the conversation with a banana
-You suspect someone is sexually interested in you, and you try to use "thermal vision" for confirmation
-You inspect every table surface carefully, not because you're looking for snacks or crumbs, but because there might be some valuable items for your SC-2000 lying around
-You speak to the guests in a morbid manner, with a gruff voice that is not your own
-Several guests have complained of waking up in the closet with a minor injury at the back of their head
-The host finally confronts you to ask about your bizarre behavior. You throw a piece of food at his feet, thinking he'll be stunned for a few seconds while you make a run for it
- You are constantly looking for viral containers to neutralize, but the bottle of Jaegermeister is the only green liquid availible and you drink it instead.
- You run around with a flash light on your head looking for people wearing black climbing on the ceiling.
-You're in a great deal of pain the next morning, wondering if perhaps you should have stretched before attempting to hold a "split jump" position for the very first time
(saw a friend posting this at the local boards, so thought to share it )
-You tried to grab one of the guests from behind
-You walk into a room and instinctively lurk in the shadows
-The host has repeatedly asked that you stop turning out the lights
-People stare at you, puzzled as to why you are crouching like a monkey
-You keep muttering to an invisible "Lambert", much to the confusion of the guests. Despite your objections, the guests insist that there is no "Lambert" at the party and suggest that you visit a psychologist
-You press your back against the wall whenever someone is heading your way
-Before entering a room, you slide a piece of cheese under the door "to make sure it's clear"
-If a corridor is open, you peek in before entering
-To pass a corridor, you use a quick "SWAT" turn, thinking no one will see you pass by
-You tried to enter and leave the party through the window
-You suspect someone is talking about you, and you attempt to "laser mic" the conversation with a banana
-You suspect someone is sexually interested in you, and you try to use "thermal vision" for confirmation
-You inspect every table surface carefully, not because you're looking for snacks or crumbs, but because there might be some valuable items for your SC-2000 lying around
-You speak to the guests in a morbid manner, with a gruff voice that is not your own
-Several guests have complained of waking up in the closet with a minor injury at the back of their head
-The host finally confronts you to ask about your bizarre behavior. You throw a piece of food at his feet, thinking he'll be stunned for a few seconds while you make a run for it
- You are constantly looking for viral containers to neutralize, but the bottle of Jaegermeister is the only green liquid availible and you drink it instead.
- You run around with a flash light on your head looking for people wearing black climbing on the ceiling.
-You're in a great deal of pain the next morning, wondering if perhaps you should have stretched before attempting to hold a "split jump" position for the very first time
(saw a friend posting this at the local boards, so thought to share it
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totaly agree
totaly agree
I haven't played Splinter Cell, but funny anyway
Lmao, very good. Get enough people like that and we have a real life multiplayer match going on
LOL so funny, just recently when I was at six flags - Magic Mountain, on the waiting line for superman it gets real dark, I ran ahead of my friends then crouched down and waited for them to pass me. I scaired the **** out of them when I grabed them from behind.Reichfuher said:Lmao, very good. Get enough people like that and we have a real life multiplayer match going on
yeah with real weapons, not some paint ball pistols and plastic knifesReichfuher said:Lmao, very good. Get enough people like that and we have a real life multiplayer match going on
Well I admit its funny, but why don you ppl add some more from yourselves?
That would require intellectual thinking. Something these board members do not excel at
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