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Woman faints from "bullet" in her body

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Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers

The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why. ®
I can't make this stuff up if I try. :lol:
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RZetlin said:
I can't make this stuff up if I try. :lol:
I could

this reminds me of 9 O'Clock Woman, where she was forced to sign autographs for 2 girls with a vibrator in her va......oops, did I drift off again? :D
I wonder what the paramedics were thinking when they first discovered teh panties...
Wonder why they say those pants aren't for internal use?Isn't that what those vibraitng things are for? Too bad she must be embarrased for the rest of her life.
dukenukem said:
Wonder why they say those pants aren't for internal use?Isn't that what those vibraitng things are for?
It might be a variation of a strap-on....you know....to put it into stuff :eyemove: :eyemove: :heh:
She deserved what she got. I wonder how common this is :p
Boltzmann said:
She deserved what she got. I wonder how common this is :p
Well you know, this one I was....err..you know....even though you have no clue who I am...still not gong to tell that story... :emb: haha just kidding, but wow, I wonder when she'll be abel to go to sleep and not think about that...haha
:lol: sounds like some hentai a bit :evil:
I thought i was the only one that wore vibrator pants in public.
You're sick :spy:
Don't worry boltz, i have opted to refrain from wearing them in public, to avoid such incidents.
Wonder what you would get if you passed out while driving and slamed into a bunch of people...haha
Aided Onslaught said:
Wonder what you would get if you passed out while driving and slamed into a bunch of people...haha
ummm, i dont think thats too funny...
RZetlin said:
I can't make this stuff up if I try. :lol:
It could've been anyone's mother, you just don't expect it, but who knows :evil:
ka0s said:
Don't worry boltz, i have opted to refrain from wearing them in public, to avoid such incidents.
How nice of you :p
this reminds me of 9 O'Clock Woman
Her situation was worse though, I mean she had to wear it during live news broadcast... eeehhr, right it's only hentai... look what you made me think Kirby.
this reminds me of 9 O'Clock Woman
or night shift nurses :evil:
ChankastRules said:
Her situation was worse though, I mean she had to wear it during live news broadcast... eeehhr, right it's only hentai... look what you made me think Kirby.
scary you actually know the plot :p
or night shift nurses :evil:
don't think so....
ChankastRules is as perverted as Kirby. Both watch the same sick stuff. The woman in the news isn't the only deranged human being on this thread :p
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