Well, if you (or your lil' bro) still need help, please post the COPY INFO output, and I'll see what I can suggest.
It's probably down to FBA having "READ" in the setting (ie. READ, or READ/WRITE), or OSD being set to EXTRA+FBR or FULL.
Problem is, you need to use the above settings to get [nearly] all effects working most of the time, but they have a side-effect of slowing things down
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