[Vanit]

One of my friends (I don't know what he was doing to find this) sent this link to me in msn just now... well, take a look for yourself.

*rolls on the ground laughing*

http://www.turdtwister.com/?ref=19&sid=100

 

[Vanit]

And as a bonus, by ordering online, we'll throw in a Safe-T-Floss™ Retraction Cord. Incredibly useful if your Turd Twister gets stuck somewhere it shouldn't be in the first place.

Right...