[ChrisRay]

The Outrage! The Anger! The outright ludicrousy! The Arousal! I'm apalled! I'm angry! And err did I mention aroused. Ok This is not fair.. I know this wouldnt like.. bother me so.. but it does.. and I cant help but learn more about this mysterious porn actress!

She's starred in such great movies as..

Beauty Within..

Beds of Sin..

Feeding Frenzy..

Lewd Contact!

Proud to be a baby doll..

Violation of Crystal Ray


And much more! Omg <>< For the sake of humanity where did this girl come from? And why has she stolen my name and so lewdly performed in just about type of pornagraphy known to man?? Theres so much more but names I wont post on this forum. oO oO oO


P.S When is my name gonna get fixed. ChrisRay!

 

[ChrisRay]

A picture of Crystal Ray.. I had to crop out some of the lewder parts..

 

[Boltzmann]

And when Christal Ray isn't making p0rn movies, she's usually posting at internet forums

 

[Kaiser Sigma]

Or possing as a Nintendo fanboy with a fugly avatar...

 

[Boltzmann]

Maybe she's into sadomasoquist stuff as well

 

[MaZa]

Maybe she's into sadomasoquist stuff as well

In your wettest dreams only Ballz. :evil:


:lol:

 

[ChrisRay]

Or possing as a Nintendo fanboy with a fugly avatar...

You happy yet? ;p Can I please have my name fixed Anyway! I like the Penny Arcade guy! And this frustrated gaming one is nice because it lets people see how addicted to MMORPGS I am. But we're getting off topic! The discussion is about my porn star alter ego.

 

[Unicron]

so, what would my porn star alter ego be named? eh Unicrotch?

edit: hmm, im thinking this may call for a spinoff thread.

 

[MaZa]

MazarBation? :lol: Spinoff thread needed indeed.

 

[Kaiser Sigma]

But we're getting off topic! The discussion is about my porn star alter ego.

How do we know it's really an alter ego? Perhaps you tricked us all and all this time you were a pr0n star. Now your subconscious feels guilty and wants to reveal your true nature!!

 

[Exodus]

I like the Penny Arcade guy!

yay penny arcade!

How do we know it's really an alter ego? Perhaps you tricked us all and all this time you were a pr0n star. Now your subconscious feels guilty and wants to reveal your true nature!!

hey, if chrisray is really a hot chick porn star, more power him. um... her. unless he's a post-op. that'd just be wrong.

 

[blueshogun96]

Maybe she's into sadomasoquist stuff as well

Or maybe she's into super science

 

[Kane]

Stop whining. I changed your name for you

 

[RF]

Uh, *cough* Family Forum *cough*. Ive closed the spin-off thread, please dont make me close this one. Keep it clean.

Stop whining. I changed your name for you

Ahaha, pwnt. :laugh:

 

[Kaiser Sigma]

Lord of Darkness... he got owned... :evil:

 

[Exodus]

well, at least its a capital 'R'

 

[Mako Eyes]

hmm, what if she's really Chris' long-lost fraternal twin sister?

har har Chris, you saw your potential twin sister nekkid

 

[ChrisRay]

You *******s.. ><

You cant ruin my day! My SLI setup with an Athlon 64 3800+ CPU just arrived. :hdbash:

 

[Exodus]

must be a pretty expensive order. porn business must be paying well these days.

 

[Kaiser Sigma]

Now everything becomes clear...