After reading the other thread about worst 20 VG. I decided to add this thread :evil:
Don't just add games with Zero story. Talk about games with long boring stupid long boring stupid stories ever. Stories that made you have nightmares and didn't allow you to sleep. Stories that changed your life to worse.
1) I know some of you wouldn't accept this but, "Final Fantasy V" had one of the worst (not the word I'm thinking of) ...... Crappy, story topics.
Butz : Oh my God. Exdeath is gonna destroy our world.
Lenna : No. I can't believe it (/faints)
Faris : Hey don't die my dragon brother (I wonder how can you consider a swiming dragon with a very annoying sound a brother
Galuf : Who's Exdeath? I can't remember anything
Silence for 3 seconds before...... That stupid music that plays in every part in the whole game, I even think it was to just tease me. And then.....
Butz : But still there is hope (/plays the serious role)
Lenna : Yes, our friendship will kick Exdeath's @*s
Faris : Hope is ...... and we will defeat Exdeath with our ........ (To the rest of blah blah)
Some music playing resembling confusion.
Butz : Oh my.....
Faris : Beautifull
The two just stare at the sleeping pixels resembling Faris.
Lenna : What's with you guys ?
Guys : ..............
What the ? Can't they tell Faris is a girl through all their journey but only when she sleeps
? I mean with all the fighting, jumping and action didn't they suspect her ?! Whatever....
ExDeath : Nyahaha :evil: . You can't defeat the crystals and if you do you are dead anyway :evil:
Cara : NOOOOO Grandpa.
Exdeath just traps Cara in somekind of.... I really don't know what's that so plz help me
Galuf : Cara ....
Galuf takes some of the spinach he bought earlier from the super market err.. Item store, just like Mr. Popeye told him (Anyway old men like to chat together when they aren't making VG or cartoons
) . Now you should feel sorry for Exdeath.
Exdeath : Take this .
Galuf : Damn, you are so huge for me. It's not fair Mr.Hironubi. I'm supposed to be one of the heroes here :angry:
Exdeath : Super Duper ice magic.
Galuf : Grr.
Exdeath : Hey? isn't your maximum HP 9999 ?! I've already exceeded it awhile ago.
Galuf : I don't know.
Hironubi : WRONG. #@[email protected]
Galuf : I mean. It's my strong friendship and hope that will destroy you. My great determinantce to resist you is far stronger than your attacks.
Exdeath : NOOOOOOO. It can't be. I'll run away now. But don't forget to meet me at the end of the game. you know the place, just before the credits
. Deal ?
Exdeath mysteriously vanishes like that "Boof" .
I'll be adding the rest later I guess. /goes to sleep ^^