[Gossamer]

In your opinion; based on swave natures and overall flow of bodily motion and speech. Who is the coolest person on earth?

I'd say David Bowie. He was the king of the Goblins for christ's sake.

He's awesome.

 

[Gossamer]

Are you kidding me?...

Yes, Koko. This entire thread is a joke to throw you off.

 

[Gossamer]

Cyborg Ninja Pirate Zombie Jesus.

..with a fedora and a tommy gun.

 

[Gossamer]

Sorry guys, i am clearly the coolest, and most hated at the same time.

You don't out-cool Deadpool. Nobody out-cools Deadpool, Squall.
Nobody, not even Ben Stein or that guy from Blade Runner.

 

[Gossamer]

"Mr. Cool Ice" isn't even a good name... what was that guy thinking. He better be an ice salesman.

We all know ice is incredibly hot. Hotter than the sun; one might say.

 

[Gossamer]

Are you saying Mr. Cool Ice is hot?

No. I'm saying that cool and ice are somewhat synonymous.

 

[Gossamer]

Coolest person? I dobt it... but sethoroth is proly the coolest villain I can think of

You keep thinking that...