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Here is the story of NGEmu's arrogant guy , a story of love and honour (side note : :p )

Kaiser , the guy who every one consider him as enemy . Arrogant attitude , no kind feelings what do you need more to hate him ? Oh , his unbeatable ego .

Well , in this series (yes it'll be series , incase I'm still alive after he reads it :p ) I'll uncover the secret behind Kaiser's rivalarity with NGEmu members :evil:

Part 1 : Samor .

So , as we all've seen we can't put Samoir and Kaiser in the same thread or it'll lead into some dangerous public fights ;)
Ever wondered why ? Let's see ....

Scene 1
Long ago before you (reader) have joined NGEmu .
Kaiser : This place is stupid . No one to tease :(
Kaiser is sitting alone , Looking at his watch .
Elly : Hey Kaiser , why don't you come here ?
Elly is waving to Kaiser from Samor's balcony (And if you haven't noticed yet , he wasn't an admin yet)
Kaiser : Oh , looks like a party , That's real good :evil: . Many ppl to tease .
Kaiser leaves his spot and heads to Samor's villa .

Bobbi : So I hope you enjoy it here .
Mary : Well , you guys are so helpfull :) . I think I'll like it ;)
Bobbi : That's good .
Then he looks to Samor .
Bobbi : I'll be leaving now , sorry I wanted to stay but I have some work to do .
Samor : Well , thx for attending in the first place .
Samor guides Bobbi to the main door . They open the door to find him standing .
Kaiser : Oh , nice timing there . I see you were waiting for me .
Samor : Actually , Bobbi was just leaving .
Bobbi : Well , nice to see you Kaiser . Enjoy the party . (Kaiser was still newbie)
Kaiser : I think I'll enjoy my time .
Kaiser enters giving the attenders a cold look and self trusting smile .
Samor closes the door behind him .
Kaiser looks around , NGEmu was still small compared to today . But he finds all it's resident there in the villa celebrating .
Kaiser : Strange . Why did Samor make that party ? Is today special ?
Unknown : Well it is special for Samor .
Kaiser looks back .
Kaiser : Who's there ?
From the dark corner behind him 2 red eyes shine , then they get a yellow colour . DW takes a step into the light .
Kaiser : Oh , even you came . I thought you don't leave your dark palace .
DW continues his words ignoring Kaiser's comment .
DW : A friend of Samor arrived today , and she might stay here .
Kaiser : She ? You mean a girl ? Here in NGEmu ? Hmm .
Then he sees her . Mary , laughing gently with her cute face . She was talking with Kane , light was reflected on her glorius eyes which made her look about to cry . She then moves her hair away from her face and continue talking .
The heat enters the cold heart for the first time . He was astonished . That he lost the arrogant attitude .
Kaiser : Lord of Darkness . What's her name ?
DW : We sensed your heart Kaiser . You have a crush on her .
Kaiser : Me ? Oh come on , I mean ... No I'm not .
Kaiser tries to regain his cold impression .
DW : Haha . Mary .
Kaiser : What ?
DW : Her name , Mary .
Kaiser : Well I don't care , but I wanted to know who's the new victim just . Nothing you are thinking of DW .
He looks back again to DW , but he wasn't there .


Kaiser talks a few steps forwad crossing the circle around her .
Kaiser : Well , hello my lady .
She then notices him , with his arrogant smile and dominating standing pose .
Mary : Hello there :) . And who might you be :) ?
Kaiser : Kaiser , Kaiser Sigma .
Samor : As in James , James Bond .
Samor appears behind Kaiser .
Kaiser thinks : What's the guy doing ?
Samor : Kaiser , is one of NGEmu's strangest citizens . He finds pleasure in getting in to fights .
Kaiser is still thinking : Stop , shutup . You you ....
Mary : And I'm Mary , beware of me when it's about trouble ;p
Kaiser : I was ..
Samor suddenly interferes : Mary , have you seen NGEmu's great clock ?
Mary : Nope . Is that good ?
Samor : We better hurry then to the balcony , it'll be midnight in one minute . You can hear and see it from there ;)
Samor is taking Mary with him , when she looks back to Kaiser .
Mary : Come with us , I think it'll be a good thing ^_^
Kaiser : Well , no thank's . Enjoy your time .
Mary : K then , cya around .
She leaves with Samor and many others go out to the balcony as well .


Kaiser can see the dark sky from his place , ppl at the balcony counting down for midnight .
3.. 2.. 1 ... Dong
It's midnight , every one in NGEmu is happy . A new resident has came aswell . It was peacefull . But for some one feeling bad .
He leaves the place alone , no one even notices . And the clock continues knocking the 12 knocks .
Out at the cold . He sits again at his place , alone . But this was the first time he noticed it , that he was alone . Away from him he can see lights from the villa .


Scene 2
Mary is planting tomatoes in her garden (Well , I said it's fantasy :p ) .
Kaiser was crossing the street when saw her (umm , by coincidence :D ) .
Kaiser : Well , hello again .
Mary : Oh , hi ^_^ . Can you give me a a hand here ?
Kaiser : Well ofcourse I can :) . (Love makes miracles :evil: )
Mary : Samor , isn't taking care of his garden . But I'll be different , I'll make my garden better than his ;)
Kaiser gives her a stupid smile , which means he agrees .
Mary : So what about your garden ?
Kaiser : My garden , my garden . It's ... Oh I have no garden .
Kaiser thinks : I can't tell her my garden died long time ago .
Mary : Oh that's bad :( . May be you should try making one your self .
Samor arrives .
Samor : Good morning Mary .
Mary : Hey it's you :D
Samor : Kaiser ? What are you doing here ?
Mary : He is helping me :) . He is a very helpfull guy , actually you are all .
Kaiser tries to hide his blushing (Now I'm afraid I might get assasined :p )
Samor : Well what about you leave the garden and I'll take you in a tour around NGEmu . There are many places you haven't seen yet .
Mary : Oh in that case , the garden can wait .
Kaiser thinks : What the ? I was going to tell her the same thing before that .... appeared .
Mary : Ok thank you Kaiser . We can stop for now ;)
Samor : Kaiser you are becoming a helpfull fellow really :) . I hope you keep the good work and forget bout your old quarrels ;) . Btw , what were you doing in that part of NGEmu ? Isn't your house away from here .
Kaiser : Me ? I was , I was ...
He notices Boltzmann's sign on the next door house .
Kaiser : I was going to visit Boltzmann . It was long time ago since I last visisted him , really .
Mary : How cute ?


Knock Knock . The door opens .
Kaiser : Well hello Bol...
Boltzmann : You came in time , Kaiser . Come fast .
Kaiser follows Boltzmann to his studying room .
Boltzmann : I've just finished my 99999999 pages research about ways of fighting the Tsee Tsee mosquito . I'll read it to you ......
Kaiser thinks : What the ........


After 10 hours .
Boltzmann : And after the failure of Bonanae's way in decreasing the rate of Mosquito's reproduction with the Tsee Tsee mosquito's we come to a conclusion that there is no way to fight the Tsee Tsee mosquito :) .
Kaiser : ...........
Boltzmann : See Kaiser , my 99999999 pages research says we can't fight these insects . Kaiser , why are you looking at me like this ?
Kaiser leaves angrily .
Kaiser : I'll get my revenge from you Samor .


Scene 3
Kaiser : Mwahaha , my plan will never fail . :evil: (Sidenote : It'll fail :p )
Kaiser takes the package and runs to Samor's villa .
Many guys are at Samor's birthday .
CpuMaster : Plz leave your present here with the other presents .
Kaiser : Ok , take it plz . :innocent:
Kaiser's present is put with other presents .
Kaiser thinks : I just have to wait :evil:


Samor is finally opening his birthday presents .
Samor : Thx , that thermometer will help me really .. er knowing my temperature every day . Thx boltzmann :)
Samor thinks : What the ... did he get that stupid idea from ? A thermometer for a birthday present ?
Kaiser : And now open my present , Samor .
And so Samor takes Kaiser's present is opening it .
Kaiser thinks : Wait Kaiser my love . You'll get your revenge :evil:
Samor finally opens it .
Kaiser : Mwahahahahahhehehehehehoihohohohoho :evil:
Samor : Wow , a discman . Cool , thx Kaiser :) . You've changed alot ^_^ . Btw , what were you laughing at ?
Kaiser : ???? I was laughing because I remembered something . Oh yes something funny I saw yesterday :laugh:
Samor : Anyway , I've seen you've changed into a helpfull guy and you even showed your good side . I got you another present :D , here it is .
Kaiser : Oh thank You Samor , I'll open it now :) .
Kaiser thinks while opening : What happened ? I'm sure it wasn't a discman !!!
Samor thinks : Strange , Kaiser gave me the same present I'm giving him ! Are we thinking the same way .
Kaiser thinks : Did I took a wrong box with me ? No , I don't even have a Discman to give Samor it ? Strange this package looks just the same like mine . Wha...
Too late , he opens it .
Boooom .
The ink bomb explodes and Kaiser's face turns to blue . Every one laughs .
Kaiser looks at his love to find her laughing to death as well .
Kaiser runs out of the place . And gives another last look to the villa .
Kasier : I'll revenge from you Samor . :angry:

*********** The End .

It's me cloudvii talking . Now , I need some one to hide me :D .
Side note : the words in brackets ( ) are my words :p (At least most of them) .
Did you like that ? Should I tell you the other Parts ? As you know this is just Part 1
Btw , Kaiser it's for fun . It's a fantasy .

The one and only
3,658 Posts
lmao, you people have a lot of time on your hands :) nice story :)

Knowledge is the solution
7,168 Posts
/me inserts a plane ticket into cloud's pockets...

my friend... run... run... RUN while you can :p

On the other hand, if by the time you are reading this you are already dead, I'd like to ask Dante Yagami to type out your address so I can send you some tomato seeds

~ Lord of Darkness ~
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cloudvii said:
Btw , Kaiser it's for fun . It's a fantasy .
Seeing my beautiful face in Real Life will be like a fantasy to you... instead of granting you a last wish I will be so benevolent to grant it in advance... after all, you will suffer such a gruesome death.

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Proto said:
/me inserts a plane ticket into cloud's pockets...

my friend... run... run... RUN while you can :p

On the other hand, if by the time you are reading this you are already dead, I'd like to ask Dante Yagami to type out your address so I can send you some tomato seeds
I'll type it as long as you gave me another plane ticket :p
I still like living :p :p :p

~ Lord of Darkness ~
15,407 Posts
/me takes a hand to his forehead...

Things used to be so much better when people wrote fanfics about Final Fantasy...

He's watching you.
1,221 Posts
this doenst make sence at all.

2,967 Posts

Where's the ESRB rating? You wont just let anyone buy that,.. would you?

I mean, If this would be released, just think of how many pure innocent minds are gonna get polluted..:p

The Hunter
15,879 Posts
Great stuff Cloud :D Why don't you ask Osama for a good hiding place? :p

3,705 Posts
lol...I feared that when I saw "fantasy" that cloud7 might have turned gay or something :p goddamn I am so happy I arent right :p

1,746 Posts
Wheheh :p the title is surely misleading like you said Carnage :p
Fear Kaisers wrath now Cloud :p I'm sure The Lord of Darkness doesntlike fanfics about himself :p

"Insert witty title here"
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I know! Why don't we have the admins create a whole new forum that is completely devoted to chatting about Kaiser. I'm sure he'd like that. :evil:
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