One night when his charge:shout: was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try to get a cute little coil to let him discharge:evil:. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle. They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.
Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had her resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited:shout:. He laid her on the ground potential:rofl:, raised her frequency:fingers:, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe:rockets:. He inserted his probe into her test socket:laser:, connected them in paralell:evil:, and began to short circuit her shunt:wtf:.
Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho." With his tube operating at it's maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the current flow:laser:, she soon reached her maximum peak potential:shout:. The excess current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry started rapidly discharging:eyespin: and soon had drained off every last electron:heh:.
They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets:wtf::bash::fingers:, until Micro Henry's bar magnet had lost all of it's field strength:sad:. Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction:evil::emb: and damaged her solenoid. With his batteries fully discharged:sad:, Micro Henry was unable to further excite his generator:stupid::spy:, so they ended it all by reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses:fart:.
ehehehe dunno whether to laugh, or bash:bash: myself in the head, anyways you guys find this offensive, just tell me and i'll take it down.
D00d that was disturbing...WAY too much detail for a high school sophomore who has to goto school the next day to learn about all this crap in chemistry (our teacher got WAY off topic). Funny none the less. :heh:
... all right.... I feel the urge to continue my little story in that other thread.... here goes (not as good as the first one though, I must admit... sigh)
.. as we were :wtf:, we heard a car driving into the driveway. ", it's my parents!" she said. Needless to say, I was !! Then, she had an :idea:. "Go hide under the bed... I'll and act :innocent: to distract them." So there I was, under the bed.
So her father walked into the room. But how :stupid: of me, my feet were sticking out..:doh: He noticed, I crawled out from under the bed, :emb:, , acted :innocent: and :heh:. Boy he wasn't impressed. He :shout: :shout: :shout:, and :rockets: and :mg: and :laser:.
All I could do is run and for :help:.
Yea I know that's lame, but hey.... no one seems to post more here.... sorry
Exams? In October? Eek!!! One more reason to fear college I'm so slacking off in Highschool. Remember the BS paper I had to do a while ago? I got it back today and got a 98. What the hell was the teacher smoking?
Ryos... yes... I did post earlier today... was having problems with FF tactics + epsxe... apparently 5'8" got it working right... need to know his secret (I followed his setup to no avail).
So.. for the rest of you.. I'm sorry to disappoint.. but I have no smiley story!! Okay... I could regale you all with a boring tale of how my life has been for the last little while that I haven't been posting...
Okay... Uhmm... I've been thoroughly swamped with exams and it's just making my brain want to explode... but that's University life for you :doh: whyyy oh whyyy did I choose to go into University?
so.. yes.. I've been swamped with work... am currently trying to quickly memorize a speech I have to do for Mandarin class tomorrow, actually... not working too well... especially when my mother decided to mock me at the dinner table.
Anyhow... it's so sweet that you guys even noticed I was gone. :emb: hope I'll start posting more often soon. ttfn!