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btw dont take this to serious just something funny i found and i thought to share it with u ppl.(just incase i offended a girl )

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the ides. Let it be.

11. Shopping is not sport.

12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

13. You have enough clothes.

14. You have too many shoes.

15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.

17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.

24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

25. Check your oil.

26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.

29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both.

35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.


39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.

40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

41. Anyone can buy condoms.


19 and 20, 32 are really lol ^^
 

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The Hunter
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A lot of them (if not all) are so true....

Now when will they realise? :rolleyes:
 

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Coffee Demon
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If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. <--- we rather liked this one
 

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lol funny

15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

this is one of my main problems right now... (/me deletes his bookmarks)
 

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36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
Word.
 

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<.< ohhh yeah this bad women
burn burn burn ... x_x

o.o' I heard a rumour that in some forums male members play female to have at least one ...
nutty plan, right? :p
 

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The Hunter
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Are you suggesting you're male? :p
 

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Popuri said:
<.< ohhh yeah this bad women
burn burn burn ... x_x

o.o' I heard a rumour that in some forums male members play female to have at least one ...
nutty plan, right? :p
Actually I know one exists in these forums, I will let you guess who though :D (no it is not me)
 

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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
Yeah!
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
I always put it down, it's my sister that ALWAYS leaves it up, seriously :???:
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
@#$% no

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
haha
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
:lol:

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
:lol:
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
:nono:

8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
:angry:
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
So untrue. I HATE dogs. :rant:

10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the ides. Let it be.
No, sunday = Super Milk Chan
11. Shopping is not sport.
amen brotha :thumb:

12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
What else can I say to avoid getting slapped around or dumped?!
13. You have enough clothes.
no

14. You have too many shoes.
no

15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
yeah

16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
disagree, but chances are its true (according to Family Guy) :lol:
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
yep

18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
Not all men are like the ones on tv.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
So not funny
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
:thumb:
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
:thumb:

22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
:lol:

23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
:thumb:

24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
No, the foregn ones are the best

25. Check your oil.
I never do

26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
Not all of us have listening problems

27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
sure

28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
:???:

29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
Omg so0o0o0o0o true :bow:

30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
It's not the cloths that turn me on :rant:

31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
:innocent:

32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
One woman, one love :nono:
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
:???:

34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both.
I don't care
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Say whenever my queen
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
A foolish thing to say

37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
Not true

38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
ok


39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
whatever
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
Not true (for some)

41. Anyone can buy condoms.
And this is funny because?


Normally these kinds of steriotypical post make me angry. Not all men are the same.
 

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Normally these kinds of steriotypical post make me angry. Not all men are the same.
good job.
 

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blueshogun96 said:
Normally these kinds of steriotypical post make me angry. Not all men are the same.
What is funny about it is that a large part of it is true for any individual (not the same parts, of course, but most of it anyway). We can identify ourselves with many of the points made.
 

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Boltzmann said:
What is funny about it is that a large part of it is true for any individual (not the same parts, of course, but most of it anyway). We can identify ourselves with many of the points made.
Yeah true, there's so many in the list that you're bound to agree with some due to the sheer number of "observances"

OT, anyone else freaked out by Popuri's sig of naked Gackt? :p
 

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ShadowDancer said:
OT, anyone else freaked out by Popuri's sig of naked Gackt? :p
Count me in. I always scroll the page down quickly when Popuri's sig is displayed. Freakish :spy:
 
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