[Player-X]

Semen moisturiser big in Mexico A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."

It's the return of the semen related news :spy:

 

[hellmasterx]

this is the dream job for kirby!

 

[KanedA]

Player-X you could post a pic of that pr0n star :evil: with it we could se those wonders, that this cream make :lol:

 

[Kellicros]

Player-X you could post a pic of that pr0n star :evil: with it we could se those wonders, that this cream make :lol:

Googled. :spy:

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

She looks like a dude with a female body.
I guess that's what happens when you use semen moisturiser. :lol:

 

[Boltzmann]

One word: quackery.

 

[MaZa]

This is sickest news i have heard for a while... That would be, (looks for earler semen related news) about few days. :lol:

 

[Scar_T]

Believe me, NOBODY WANTS to see lin may, is damn awful!!!!!!!!!


But if you are crazy enough:

http://www.reportedf985.com.mx/ultimapalabra/foto.php?id=97

damn it, i'm gonna puke.

 

[MaZa]

Good lord... Even her head is twice wider than her shoulders. :lol:

 

[ka0s]

double ew, at rubbing semen on your face and at that ugly "woman"

 

[Mr. Killjoy]

What's a moisturiser? It's not in my book here

 

[Boltzmann]

http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/moisturizer

"A cosmetic lotion or cream applied to the skin to counter dryness."

BTW, seeing that "woman" made me want to puke :spy:

 

[KanedA]

just saw that picture and I ask... what creature is that? :evil:

(it's good I eate my breakfast earlier )

 

[Mr. Killjoy]

I guess it's no problem for porn actresses, they love to have lots of 'lotion' on the body

 

[Proto]

ewww... I just hope this doesn't screw up what little reputation we have left

 

[KanedA]

what reputation?? :evil:

 

[Kirby]

this is the dream job for kirby!

I was thinking that too.....but pescos suck

tsh tsh tsh....something as pure as semen being mixed with additives and preservatives. What a sin. Women diserve the pure stuff :evil:

what reputation?? :evil:

something about a family friendly site....beats me what elly was smoking when he said that...

 

[KanedA]

ohhhhhhhhhh that... one, I was thinking about something else

 

[Kirby]

Believe me, NOBODY WANTS to see lin may, is damn awful!!!!!!!!!


But if you are crazy enough:

http://www.reportedf985.com.mx/ultimapalabra/foto.php?id=97

damn it, i'm gonna puke.

for 60 years old, she's not that bad. Could use a new head though

 

[Phoenix]

haha you just run to see a photo of lin may, she's one of the ugliest women I've ever seen, not to mention that some guys are in love with her and had their fantasies :evil:

I don't know why you make such a scandal over the sperm thing, some perfumes actuallly do use whale sperm in order to retain the fragance, so you've been putting on whale sperm in your cheeks without noticing it...