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Semen moisturiser big in Mexico A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."
It's the return of the semen related news :spy:
 

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this is the dream job for kirby!
 

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Player-X you could post a pic of that pr0n star :evil: with it we could se those wonders, that this cream make :lol:
 

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She looks like a dude with a female body.
I guess that's what happens when you use semen moisturiser. :lol:
 

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This is sickest news i have heard for a while... That would be, (looks for earler semen related news) about few days. :lol:
 

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Good lord... Even her head is twice wider than her shoulders. :lol:
 

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What's a moisturiser? It's not in my book here :p
 

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just saw that picture and I ask... what creature is that? :evil:

(it's good I eate my breakfast earlier :p)
 

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I guess it's no problem for porn actresses, they love to have lots of 'lotion' on the body :p
 

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hellmasterx said:
this is the dream job for kirby!
I was thinking that too.....but pescos suck :p

tsh tsh tsh....something as pure as semen being mixed with additives and preservatives. What a sin. Women diserve the pure stuff :evil:
what reputation?? :evil:
something about a family friendly site....beats me what elly was smoking when he said that...
 

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haha you just run to see a photo of lin may, she's one of the ugliest women I've ever seen, not to mention that some guys are in love with her and had their fantasies :evil:

I don't know why you make such a scandal over the sperm thing, some perfumes actuallly do use whale sperm in order to retain the fragance, so you've been putting on whale sperm in your cheeks without noticing it...
 
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