Running Scandisk on your Brain

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Asz

Discussion Starter · Oct 9, 2001

I wish I could, there are too many bad sectors on my brain... I swear, I have to go back and edit just about every post I make because I see spelling mistakes. Infact, a lot of times now I use the wrong words while trying to make a sentence while talking to other people....

I need sleep.
I wish I could sleep.
Sleepless.
Always.
Dark.
Sleepless.
Alone.
Can't sleep.

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Shiori

· #2 · Oct 9, 2001

as for me, i think i need a netnanny for my noggin.

i say too much illegal stuff here sometimes.

cluthu

· #3 · Oct 9, 2001

"Scandisk has detected unlinked files in your brain's FAT. Would you like to attempt a repair of the files or simply delete them?"

:clicks 'Delete' and drops to the floor:

Neojag

· #4 · Oct 9, 2001

i think that yiou just have too much FAT on your brain... have you tryed downgrading to FAT 16?

cluthu

· #5 · Oct 9, 2001 (Edited)

>have you tryed downgrading to FAT 16?
No way! I'm gonna be switching to XFS or ReiserFS soon. The wonders of a fully journalized brain...

404

· #6 · Oct 9, 2001

Scandisk won't do any good for an extensive damaged Brains.

Try FDISK or even considering a New Brain Implant.

Japanese Brains are cheap in the Black Market from what I've heard.

Betamax

· #7 · Oct 9, 2001

Just remember Johnny Mnemonic and don't try to overcompress your brain. It could result in loss of data.

Arpanet

· #8 · Oct 9, 2001

I sure could use a defrag on my brain... it takes me forever now to remember how the heck you conjugate se taire in futur anterieur in French. Dual Boot would be pretty nice too - one for school and one for relaxing, maybe?

Asz

Discussion Starter · #9 · Oct 9, 2001

Maybe i'll just try and upgrade to NTFS instead of FAT32, it should be more stable that way

Betamax

· #10 · Oct 10, 2001

Originally posted by Asz
Maybe i'll just try and upgrade to NTFS instead of FAT32, it should be more stable that way

The only problem with that is that in order for you brain to use NTFS you'll need to upgrade your nervous system to 2K or better

Gk1986

· #11 · Oct 10, 2001

If we're talking about brain OSes, I think my brain is still on DOS

Arpanet

· #12 · Oct 10, 2001 (Edited)

Hey, at least DOS doesn't crash every 3 hours. My brain's on Win98, and every few hours I just bomb and have to cold-reboot. Of course, that could be the 20 pills of Viagra talking.

Xeven

· #13 · Oct 10, 2001

Originally posted by Asz
I wish I could, there are too many bad sectors on my brain... I swear, I have to go back and edit just about every post I make because I see spelling mistakes. Infact, a lot of times now I use the wrong words while trying to make a sentence while talking to other people....

I need sleep.
I wish I could sleep.
Sleepless.
Always.
Dark.
Sleepless.
Alone.
Can't sleep.

Yeah.. I wish I could sleep too

Shiori

· #14 · Oct 10, 2001

ill share you my secret, Xeven. do you get C-Span on cable? watching it for 5 minutes sends you off to dreamland in no time.

No Kidding.

Bgnome

· #15 · Oct 10, 2001

find a history book (or equally interesting text book), lay on the bed and pick a random chapter..
enjoy.

kairi00

· #16 · Oct 10, 2001

Originally posted by Asfaloth
Of course, that could be the 20 pills of Viagra talking.

Duuuuude.... go easy on those things man!

Haven't you heard about a guy who took one too many, he end up getting a permanent... uhm..... boner (for the lack of a politically correct term), and as a result have to get "it" removed...... can you say "Ooopsie!"?

Shiori

· #17 · Oct 10, 2001

hehehe....i guess that tells you how old asfaloth is, eh?

j/k.

kairi00

· #18 · Oct 10, 2001

Originally posted by Shiori Fujisaki
hehehe....i guess that tells you how old asfaloth is, eh? j/k.

Either he's way too old, or he's way too "active"... heheh... reminds me of that old Bobby Brown song.... "Humpin' Around".. hahahah... j/k j/k j/k

404

· #19 · Oct 10, 2001

I usualy ... um ... easily falling to sleep after taking a *cough* glass of milk *cough* before bed time

the ancient recipe of sleeping !

FireGL

· #20 · Oct 10, 2001

How about defrag?

:yawn: :eyes: :dead: :emb:

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