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hey ppl of ngemu :) i recived that ...so wanna share some fun with you :lol:
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS ;)

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage



OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime





SHOPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man



HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.





MEMORY

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing





APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.





PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.





DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.
 

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lol, very true :D
 

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Good ones, Dante :)

Dante Yagami said:
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
I've to disagree on this one, though :innocent:
 

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I agree with boltzmann, some of those don't make too much sense/not true. Overall though those are pretty funny, and so true...

for example:
wouldn't it be
Smart boss + dumb employee = overtime
not
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
cause you know a smart boss gets his dumb employee to work more... if we are being all technical. jokes ;)
 

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Thinking outside the box
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aha great one :D i love it :D
 

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Awasome! xD
 

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Coolsvilleman said:
I agree with boltzmann, some of those don't make too much sense/not true. Overall though those are pretty funny, and so true...

for example:
wouldn't it be
Smart boss + dumb employee = overtime
not
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
cause you know a smart boss gets his dumb employee to work more... if we are being all technical. jokes ;)
That's why Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Ever watched Office Space..? ^_^
 

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so true... :D
 

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nice post =)
 
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