Wow, what a bad assVin Diesel once journeyed through all the lands of the earth in search of the only living wise man with the power to cure cancer. Upon finding this legendary man, Vin Diesel cut out his liver with a bendy straw and consumed his eyes in order that man never be free from torment.
I Don't know what to say.Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood".
There Ya Go BoltzmannVin Diesel has written several Star Trek scripts to the producers of the show. Reportedly, Gene Roddenbury's favorite episode was written by Vin Diesel and filmed, but never aired due to Spock's gratuitous use of the phrase 'To the Xtreme!!'
One of my favorite movies , who woulda thunk it.All of the characters in the movie "Big Trouble In Little China" were loosely based upon Vin Diesel.
Some of these...are indescribableVin Diesel has a twin brother named Evil Denis. He is actually quite nice; its just that their parents were fond of anagrams.
Vin Diesel once intentionally broke his collarbone into 5000 pieces. He made a new one using magic and used the broken pieces to create the Roman colloseum. When it was destroyed, Vin was furious and killed Caesar.
Thor once challenged Vin Diesel to a duel at sunrise, but backed off when he saw Vin eating rusty nails for breakfast that morning.
The Sears Tower contains enough Vin Diesel to build 3four-lane highways, and two porno shops.
Vin Diesel is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a salsa-filled sock.
Good oneN1ghtw0lf said:There Ya Go Boltzmann
I love this movie as well. The only good movie featuring Kurt Russell, IMHO.N1ghtw0lf said:One of my favorite movies , who woulda thunk it.