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This title explains itself. No porn, bondage, or basically anything under the 18 year level.

My first random thought:

When I did my taxes the other day, I had a feeling that I would end up paying the Man around $1,000 like I payed last year. My taxt rep was looking through my info when he looked up and said "Do you love me?" This took me completly by surprise. Taking my agape jaw as indesicion, he asked again, "Im serious, do you love me or not?"

At this point I was planning my escape route (break his leg, leap over the cubicle and jump through the glass wall), I said "Well your.....um......ok....*tensing to run*
He said good, because I just saved your @$$ and you are a lucky b***. You owe the state $932. Wait for it, the Fed is kicking you back $934. And with some legal wrangling, I can increase the return so you can get an extra $75, which will go directly to me won't it? Now get out of here"

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My current thought.

Damn i hate touhou.....
 

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Why is it forecasting snow in April? I thought global warming would make things hotter, not colder
 

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some places it getting hotter and some places cold due to change in climate of places from where important winds start

Its all interrelated one places temps go wrong its happens to another place and so on

timings of seasons is also changing due to the same thing
 

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Read State of Fear by Micheal Crichton. It will change your opinon on global warming.
 

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Random thoughts:

Society disappoints me. Emuscene is harsh and sometimes inconsiderate. my new web site needs tons of work (refer to sig). I need to prioritize my school situation. Summer is coming and im not looking forward to it. I have 3000 pages to write. need to make more cheat codes for PJ64. web hosting is so damn expensive. I cant get my mail. i dont have a ride home come Friday. My pc needs reformatting or system restore. Why is the task bar missing. What time is it? Need to feed my fish. hungry. My future. Success. unfinished business. Ahmed is a pimped up charmer. Who's that random girl outside my door making strange noises?oO
 

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My random tought: This thread will be closed/moved-to-the-bin in the next few days because its full of spam, nonsense, crap and idiocy... I'm sure of it, its coming... You'll see.

I just doubt this will work in the open section...
 

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There's snow on the ground. The clouds are hanging low over the mountains. It keeps snowing. It's freezing. I haven't heard the heater turn on since I've been up at 8 this morning. It's now 4 pm. My mom stole my cat because she was my portable heater. Now I'm annoyed, in pain, AND STILL FREEZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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1, 2, 3. Test, test. In English only. (cuz Mein Deutsch ist schlect)

Another fine day here in the southern US. Clear, blue skies, no chance of rain, 70F (21C)..... I'm gonna put on some shorts and go frolic outside. :)
 
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