[Death Metal]

I was here playing some game on my computer when my pet dog passed from the back outside of the house to the front outside...

To do this, one has to pass through the kitchen and the (I don't know how to say it in english... the "room" of the house specially used for the meals... sorry if it sounds strange :emb: !!), so I saw the dog passing 'cause my computer is in this "room"... (anyway, crap!)

The fact is that my dog is soooo fat!! It's a female one, and she is looking like a cow!! I don't know why did she turned out to be in this shape, 'cause she doesn't eat that much exagered... maybe because she doesn't practice any physical activity other than walk... and it's already hard for her just to walk... you should see, she's really fat!!

Everyone who visits my house and gets to see my dog make a comment about it... "My God... what a fat dog! What do you give her to eat??" I'm kinda tired of questions like this one...!!

So... does anyone know/have any receipt/suggestion to make my dog 'thinner'?? I just don't know what to do... ah, forget the tipical "walk in the park" 'cause there aren't any around here... (you know... complete concrete jungle...).

AAHHH, ANY GOOD SOUL... PLEASE HELP MY POOR DOG...

 

[Death Metal]

Ah... and NO, I DON'T GIVE HER BEER!!!

 

[Ryos]

Make the fat dog fast. That's the easiest way to get it to lose weight without any effort on your part. The only problem is it'll start chewing up newspapers and the like, so don't leave shoes out.

 

[Fou-lu]

Originally posted by Death Metal
Ah... and NO, I DON'T GIVE HER BEER!!!

Sausage then?

Well make it fast like Ryos said, play with it a lot (you will get tired too) and there's always a way to play with it outside.

 

[Death Metal]

Originally posted by Fou-lu


Sausage then?

Funny, but she hates sausage! I guess it's too much beef she eats...

I'm sure she won't appreciate me trying to make her fast, but I'll try it anyway... the problem she is such a lazy animal... guess I'll have to teach it some good manners first...

 

[Xeven]

More Useless Stuff (about the body)

• The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells.
• Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles (274 km) per hour.
• The thyroid cartilage is more commonly known as the adams apple.
• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
• Your stomach needs to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it would digest itself.
• It takes the interaction of 72 different muscles to produce human speech.
• The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.
• The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60 miles (96.5 km) per hour.
• Relative to size, the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
• When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.
• Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
• Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
• Children grow faster in the springtime.
• It takes the stomach an hour to break down cow milk.
• Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
• Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people do.
• There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).
• If you go blind in one eye you only lose about one fifth of your vision but all your sense of depth.
• The average human head weighs about 8 pounds.
• Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
• In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
• An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.
• The length of the finger dictates how fast the fingernail grows. Therefore, the nail on your middle finger grows the fastest, and on average, your toenails grow twice as slow as your fingernails.
• The average human blinks their eyes 6,205,000 times each year.
• The entire length of all the eyelashes shed by a human in their life is over 98 feet (30 m).
• Your skull is made up of 29 different bones.
• Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
• Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats.
• Your ears and nose continue to grow throughout your entire life.
• After you die, your body starts to dry out creating the illusion that your hair and nails are still growing after death.
• Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails.
• The average surface of the human intestine is 656 square feet (200 m).
• A healthy adult can draw in about 200 to 300 cubic inches (3.3 to 4.9 liters) of air at a single breath, but at rest only about 5% of this volume is used.
• The surface of the human skin is 6.5 square feet (2m).
• 15 million blood cells are destroyed in the human body every second.
• The pancreas produces Insulin.
• The most sensitive cluster of nerves is at the base of the spine.
• The human body is comprised of 80% water.
• The average human will shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
• Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.
• The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).
• You were born with 300 bones. When you get to be an adult, you have 206.
• Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
• Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
• There are 45 miles (72 km) of nerves in the skin of a human being.
• The average human heart will beat 3,000 million times in its lifetime and pump 48 million gallons of blood.
• Each square inch (2.5 cm) of human skin consists of 20 feet (6 m) of blood vessels.
• During a 24-hour period, the average human will breathe 23,040 times.
• Human blood travels 60,000 miles (96,540 km) per day on its journey through the body

Im bored and I don't have a life..

 

[404]

take your dog to your local Gymnasium/Fitness Center.
my friend loses a LOT after 3 months.

or take her to meet this :

- and yes, that is a cat -

 

[Shiori]

ah, yes....i've seen that pic before in a TV show. I know the truth behind it.

i wish i really had a cat like that. i'd hug it to death.

 

[Xeven]

geesuz ! that is one HUGE cat! im afraid for Gk!

 

[Gk1986]

Originally posted by Xeven
geesuz ! that is one HUGE cat! im afraid for Gk!

NOOO!!! Get that away from me!!!
BTW Nice list on human body. That was an interesting read (really).

>Death Metal
Run with the dog.

 

[Betamax]

Is it me or does your avatar look like its about to sneeze:lol:

 

[Gk1986]

Originally posted by Betamax
Is it me or does your avatar look like its about to sneeze:lol:

might be. i cropped it from a screenshot.

 

[Death Metal]

Originally posted by Betamax
Is it me or does your avatar look like its about to sneeze:lol:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I haven't thought about it until now, and really looks like that!! But Tifa is in (or 'HAS A') great shape (look below)...

>Gk
She can't even walk properly... but I guess that a piece of beef can make miracles happen...

>404
Ok, ok... I admit this cat had damned surpassed my dog...

>Xev
I liked to know that he average human blinks their eyes 6,205,000 times each year. I always wondered about it... :eyemove:

 

[Death Metal]

Originally posted by Death Metal

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I haven't thought about it until now, and really looks like that!! But Tifa is in (or 'HAS A') great shape (look below)...

Sorry, forgot to post Tifa... hehe :emb:

 

[Gk1986]

Originally posted by Death Metal


Sorry, forgot to post Tifa... hehe :emb:

nosebleed...so it starts all over again...

 

[Death Metal]

Originally posted by Gk1986
nosebleed...so it starts all over again...

I guess I missed something before...? (I'm a bit slow today...)

 

[Takmadeus]

.... I don't like that tifa.. looks like a 45 year old fat ma'am...

would like her to look thinner and younger...

 

[Death Metal]

Originally posted by takmadeus
.... I don't like that tifa.. looks like a 45 year old fat ma'am...

would like her to look thinner and younger...

I think her face is quite killer in that picture... but anyway, as you wish:

 

[Takmadeus]

Originally posted by Death Metal


I think her face is quite killer in that picture... but anyway, as you wish:

he he he he!!!! seems that someone watches too much hentai....

.. alright... then... I don't like her neck (looks like a giraffe) but I think that's common in an amatreur hentai picture..., but the other things are just right!

 

[Death Metal]

Originally posted by takmadeus


he he he he!!!! seems that someone watches too much hentai....

.. alright... then... I don't like her neck (looks like a giraffe) but I think that's common in an amatreur hentai picture..., but the other things are just right!

Actually I'm a collector...

Hmmm... maybe you pay too attention on little details...?

Guess that's it for today... 'night.

:yawn: