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most embarrassing thing ever
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I confessed to a girl I liked (back then when I was still a loser who got carried away by such things) that I was into her because I wanted to appear as a badass loner since I assumed I had no chance with her. I knew she had a boyfriend and I knew they had been going out for like 3 months and the ***** ruined all my schemes when she told me she felt the same way about me and that she wanted to give us a try if I was willing too :0
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Wtf where you doing drawing your teacher naked at such an early age ? 
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ok..DW will share...This is a good one
Back when we were a young Watcher we were competing with a friend for the affections of an attractive young woman. For some reason a demonstration of strength became the next of many ongoing competitions. Of course he was no match for the amazing power of DW even at a young age, but we digress. It was an arm wrestling match...We toyed with him to give him hope. The young woman was clearly impressed as he struggled, and we smiled. Finally, we were through playing games, and with a quick burst of strength we slammed his arm down in victory..
So what was the embarrasing moment you ask? In that final show of strength...we accidentally squeezed out a loud fart! Needless to say she wasn't impressed with that
Back when we were a young Watcher we were competing with a friend for the affections of an attractive young woman. For some reason a demonstration of strength became the next of many ongoing competitions. Of course he was no match for the amazing power of DW even at a young age, but we digress. It was an arm wrestling match...We toyed with him to give him hope. The young woman was clearly impressed as he struggled, and we smiled. Finally, we were through playing games, and with a quick burst of strength we slammed his arm down in victory..
So what was the embarrasing moment you ask? In that final show of strength...we accidentally squeezed out a loud fart! Needless to say she wasn't impressed with that
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Was your teachers hot? Hot teachers are like the best thing in the world...if you ignore that you'll most likely never have them...I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but nothing right now sticks out to where I can write it down for everyone...
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i got knocked by the pole also,but someone CARRIED me to the class rom,and im 152 pounds.when i came to,my classmates were laughing thier pants of,even the teacher.
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Then you have to tell us!
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Who cares? Just say it.
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Hmmm well I don't know if mine is NGEMU rated but here it goes:
So me and this girl I always liked were fooling around just flirting like crazy and somehow we both managed to get our shirts off Well we had some fun with a camera phone to look back on our good times we had. Well her boyfriend (did I mention that?) which I was friends with, took my phone to make a call with later that week. It didn't even cross my mind about the pictures when I handed it to him. Well he ended up browsing through my pictures and discovered them. He wasn't too angry after we explained it was just a joke and whatnot, but lets jus say we are not really friends anymore. But I still have fun with cameraphones :evil:
So me and this girl I always liked were fooling around just flirting like crazy and somehow we both managed to get our shirts off
Well we had some fun with a camera phone to look back on our good times we had. Well her boyfriend (did I mention that?) which I was friends with, took my phone to make a call with later that week. It didn't even cross my mind about the pictures when I handed it to him. Well he ended up browsing through my pictures and discovered them. He wasn't too angry after we explained it was just a joke and whatnot, but lets jus say we are not really friends anymore. But I still have fun with cameraphones :evil:
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hmmm...not too many...just the time i fell asleep in spanish class, rolled off the desk, and knocked over the projector during a movie, or the time i ran into an open locker when i was talking to someone (ever see that commercial? stole my idea)
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Pfft, I could top you all (with the possible exeption of Eface) in embarissing stories. I've got some stuff that's way to embarissing to even consider posting here, but just to give you an idea, here's one of the moderately bad ones.
This was in 6th or 7th grade I believe. Back then everyone always played kickball at recess. Now I didn't particularely like kickball, nor was I very good at it. But since it was the only thing really worth doing out there, I usually went along with it. I was always the last to get picked though. That didn't really bother me too much, since I fully accepted the fact I sucked at kickball. Well, it was a little embarrising to have both teams argue over who should be stuck with me... But not as embarissing as what was going to happen.
One day I had decided that I had had enough of being the worst person at kickball in my class. I was going to go out there and give it my all even if it killed me. So when it was my turn to kick the ball, I threw caution to the wind and ran up and kicked it with all the strength I had. I guess I must have had more ability than anyone had suspected because when I kicked that ball it went flying over the playground fence.
Now back then I went to a private school that had uniforms. At the time I was pretty overweight (thankfully I'm not nearly as overweight now) so the uniform pants never did fit me quite right. Anyway, I guess the strain of my incredible kick was too much for them, because at the height of my kick my pants split right down the seam. It took everyone a little while to realize why I wasn't rounding the bases, but once they did... the laughter must've lasted for five minutes staight. To add insult to injury, there was no way for me to get a change of pants before the end of the school, so I had to walk around for the rest of the day with my pants held together by clothes pins.
This was in 6th or 7th grade I believe. Back then everyone always played kickball at recess. Now I didn't particularely like kickball, nor was I very good at it. But since it was the only thing really worth doing out there, I usually went along with it. I was always the last to get picked though. That didn't really bother me too much, since I fully accepted the fact I sucked at kickball. Well, it was a little embarrising to have both teams argue over who should be stuck with me... But not as embarissing as what was going to happen.
One day I had decided that I had had enough of being the worst person at kickball in my class. I was going to go out there and give it my all even if it killed me. So when it was my turn to kick the ball, I threw caution to the wind and ran up and kicked it with all the strength I had. I guess I must have had more ability than anyone had suspected because when I kicked that ball it went flying over the playground fence.
Now back then I went to a private school that had uniforms. At the time I was pretty overweight (thankfully I'm not nearly as overweight now) so the uniform pants never did fit me quite right. Anyway, I guess the strain of my incredible kick was too much for them, because at the height of my kick my pants split right down the seam. It took everyone a little while to realize why I wasn't rounding the bases, but once they did... the laughter must've lasted for five minutes staight. To add insult to injury, there was no way for me to get a change of pants before the end of the school, so I had to walk around for the rest of the day with my pants held together by clothes pins.
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