[Cid Highwind]

I found a video about Monty Python and Spam

Some of you will love it, some might want to send me to the same asylum as where those guys are

Warning: It's almost 34 mb to download.

 

[Kane]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!

 

[Coolsvilleman]

is it actually by monty python and the bunch or just a knockoff?

 

[Cid Highwind]

It's from Monty Python's flying circus, and Kane is quoting from it

2 Kane: You're giving other members the wrong idea about this thread

 

[Kane]

Monty Python is pure genius. I watched so much of it's insainty. Like the bit about 'Mr LuxuryYacht, but it's actualy pronounced Mr Thoaghtwabblermangrove', or The armless Black Knight who proclaims 'Tis but a flesh wound'.

 

[Cid Highwind]

What about the sexual education in "The meaning of life"

Or just John Cleese in his Fawlty Towers with some germans in his hotel :lol:

Or the part where Jesus is preaching on the mountain, when Brian's mom wants go to the stoning :rotflmao:


/Cid hears voices in his head screaming "NI"

/hides in corner

 

[Kane]

>What about the sexual education in "The meaning of life"

Every sperm is sacred..... but I've already done that one ina nother thread.

>Or just John Cleese in his Fawlty Towers with some germans in his hotel :lol:

'Stop talking about the war'
'Well you started it'
'No, you did when you invaded Poland!'
>Or the part where Jesus is preaching on the mountain, when Brian's mom wants go to the stoning :rotflmao:

'Are there any Women here?'
'(hi pitched)No, no oops (low pitched) no no'

>/Cid hears voices in his head screaming "NI"

WEEEEEEEE are the Knights who say.... NI!
Keepers of the sacred words: NI! Pteng! and NEEEEEwom!
We shall say NI! again if you do not appease us.
We want..... A SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!

 

[bcrew1375]

"What is your name?"
"King Arthur of Camelot"
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the Holy Grail."
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?"
"Huh, I... I don't know that... WAHHHH!"

 

[Kane]

'What is you favorite colour?'
'Blue...... no yellow, aaaaargh!'

 

[Squigi63]

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder berries!"

 

[D.D.]

riiiight.

 

[Kane]

'Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries'
'Now see here...'
'I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I blow my nose at you, so called Arthur king. You and all your silly English knigits. Now go away or I shall taughnt you a second time!'

 

[Viper_Viper]

lol, i bet everyone can resite those quotes from memory. That movie was the greatest!

 

[bcrew1375]

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in and his heart cut out.
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged.
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burnt off.
And his pe- "Lads! That's enough singing for no lads..."

Brave Sir Robin ran away. "No!" Bravely ran away, away. "I didn't!"
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled "No!"
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, "I didn't!!" and gallantly, he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet, "I never did!" he beat a very brave retreat. "Oh lies!" Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin! "I never!"

"One, Two, Five!"
"Three, sir!"
"Three!"

"No, I can defeat them! There's only 150 of them. Yes, yes, he'll beat us easy!"

"We have found a witch! May we burn her!?"
"How do you know she is a witch?"
"Well, she looks like one!"
"I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!"
"But, you are dressed as one."
"They dressed me up like this!"
"Lies, lies!"
"Now, now, there are ways of telling if she is a witch."
"Are there? There are?"
"What do we burn apart from witches?"
"More witches! Um... wood!"
"So, why do witches burn?"
"Um... because... they're... made of wood?"
"Good!"
"Now, how do we tell if she is made of wood."
"Build a bridge out of her!"

Hehe, maybe I got carried away .
Most of this is from memory, so I probably got some things wrong .

 

[Viper_Viper]

Just for you guys, Here is one of the best sites in the world devoted to Monty Python and the Holy Gail. Very neat photos of the castle.

 

[Kane]

The holy grail isn't the only Monty Python. There's The TV series (Monty Python's Flying Circus), And Now For Something Completely Different (a collection of clips from the series), The Meaning of Life, and The Life of Brian. Then consider the stuf fthey did hence.

 

[Cid Highwind]

We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
[PICTURE]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
[PICTURE]
[PICTURE]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
[PICTURE]
ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
[PICTURE]
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right!
[PICTURE]
One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]

Hehe, also one of funny parts

 

[Viper_Viper]

The holy grail isn't the only Monty Python. There's The TV series (Monty Python's Flying Circus), And Now For Something Completely Different (a collection of clips from the series), The Meaning of Life, and The Life of Brian. Then consider the stuf fthey did hence.

ya, but eveyone here is quoting from the movie, thats why i posted the link

 

[Cid Highwind]

Thanx for the link man, it's a very nice site indeed :thumb:

Have you seen Life of Brian?

 

[bcrew1375]

Kane, Parrot Sketch Not Included is another one.