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I guess I've been missing KILER lately..... :p

Police Dog Bites Nude Man in the Genitals

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041209/ap_on_fe_st/naked_man_k9_bite&e=1
MINNEAPOLIS - A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

According to police reports, a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Tuesday in a house on the 5400 block of Park Avenue South.

While the officer was ordering the suspect out of the house, the suspect began hitting him, police said.

The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.

Officer Ron Reier, a department spokesman, said police dogs are trained to bite if their partner is attacked. However, dogs are not trained to bite in the groin area. Reier said the dog likely just jumped and bit the man, who was moving around at the time.
Virgins Rally to Promote Abstinence

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...57&e=3&u=/nm/20041210/od_nm/uganda_virgins_dc
KAMPALA (Reuters) - Hundreds of virgins gathered in the Ugandan capital Friday to meet the country's first lady and renew their pledges to abstain from premarital sex.

"If you don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, they say you are crazy, don't they?" 23-year-old Alex Mumale asked the youngsters as they banged drums and blew trumpets.

"Well, we say we are crazy. We are crazy about Jesus, because he is our redeemer and our shield," he said to loud applause from the crowd and from First Lady Janet Museveni.

Many of the group, most of them in their late teens, waved colorful banners carrying messages like "Abstinence is safe and healthy" and "Condoms are completely not effective."
and to think.....I'm part of those freaks :hdbash: but hopefully not for long :heh:

and to end on a fuzzy note: ^^

Discovered: a 'faithful' guinea pig

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1540&e=14&u=/afp/germanyboliviaanimal
BERLIN (AFP) - German scientists hailed the discovery of a new species of guinea pig in Bolivia which differs from its cousins by remaining faithful to one partner.

"This species of guinea pig is different from others because of its monogamous behaviour," Professor Norbert Sachser, the head of the animal behaviour department at Muenster University, told a press conference.

The species, which has been given the Latin name "Galea monasteriensis" (Muenster Guinea Pig), is the only one of the 14 known species of the notoriously prolific guinea pig to reproduce with a single partner," Sachser said.

In fact, "Muenster" is a rare find among mammals in general, as only three to five percent of the 4,250 known species exhibit monogamous behaviour.

"Muenster" is typically 22 centimetres (8.6 inches) long, weighs 300 grammes, and has reddish-grey fur.

"The discovery was completely by accident," Sachser said.

aaaawwww....^^
 

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I hope you weren't trying to be funny with the first one...
 

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Kirby said:
I guess I've been missing KILER lately..... :p

Police Dog Bites Nude Man in the Genitals

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041209/ap_on_fe_st/naked_man_k9_bite&e=1
Virgins Rally to Promote Abstinence

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...57&e=3&u=/nm/20041210/od_nm/uganda_virgins_dcand to think.....I'm part of those freaks :hdbash: but hopefully not for long :heh:

and to end on a fuzzy note: ^^

Discovered: a 'faithful' guinea pig

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1540&e=14&u=/afp/germanyboliviaanimal

aaaawwww....^^
LOL, about the first one: We all know dogs like bones :rolleyes:

About the second story: It's fine they demonstrate, but they should STOP lying about comdoms. Condoms aren't safe for 100% but they make it seem like a condom doesn't protect at all :rant:
 

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If you don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, they say you are crazy, don't they?" 23-year-old Alex Mumale asked the youngsters as they banged drums and blew trumpets.
Was it not the other way around? If you have a gf/bf by the time you are 25 (or less) then you are crazy?
 
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