James Bond Vs. Macgyver

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XxCrashxX

Discussion Starter · Aug 31, 2004

Alrgiht guys me and my room mate have been arguing for a while about who would win in a fight between James Bond and Macgyver

Please help us settle this argument once and for all

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Grv

· #2 · Aug 31, 2004

I think it's pretty obvious.

IIRC (long time since I've seen it), Macgyver refuses to use weapons. James Bond would surely be packed with a handgun next to his comb.

If they weren't allowed to use weapons, then don't forget that Macgyver isn't a trained spy.

Ofcourse, if we were talking about the actual James Bond of the books, then he would surely try to be as ****-erotic as possible, as I personally know no gay person that doesn't fall for Richard Dean Anderson's charms (which is total nonsense, ofcourse).

James Bond wins.

Ofcourse... since Macgyver has the same luck the A-Team always was having, as in: always having the right stuff around him to build something, he would surely have something now out of which he can build something to let him win. Problem is however, that quite a few of those things he does are purely retarded to do in real life and won't work (I can vaguely remember an episode where break-fluid meets a driving car), unless this fight would happen in his show.

As far as I am concerned however, they may both die/be scarred horribly during the fight.

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Boltzmann

· #3 · Aug 31, 2004

Just what klatch said

Anyway, I think that McGyver sucks

Kane

· #4 · Aug 31, 2004

Bond would win hands down: He's British

Mr. Killjoy

· #5 · Aug 31, 2004

As klatch says, Mac is a pacifist, but maybe the O'neill version would win

MaZa

· #6 · Aug 31, 2004

But bond cannot build Anti-air cannon with with ducttape and ironwire like MacGyver could... :lol: Man, he always uses duct "macgyver" tape and ironwire in his solutions... :laugh:

Bond wins just because i love bond films. MacGyver serie was always stupid IMO.

Carnage

· #7 · Aug 31, 2004

I hated bond movies and still do,watched macsomething as a kid and loved it (as a kid

)for me,its macperson

hellmasterx

· #8 · Aug 31, 2004

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Betamax

· #9 · Aug 31, 2004

/me is tempted to say nightwing

Bond. Pure and simple

Ryos

· #10 · Aug 31, 2004

hellmasterx brings up a good point. Sure, MacGyver is a pacificist, but can James Bond turn an ordinary toothbrush into a nuclear weapon? I think not. Unless it's a matter of speed (in which case Bond's expertise and training clearly gives him the edge), MacGyver wins.

Betamax

· #11 · Aug 31, 2004

Yes, but bond doesn't need to, he has the Q branch to do all that mundane crap for him, leaving him to deal with the important stuff (ie the women) :evil:.

Strider

· #12 · Aug 31, 2004

i dunno, if they were in a war factory james bond would probably hijack a tank at which point macgyver would build a remote controlled dive bomber out of 2 boats and a transistor radio

Kaiser Sigma

· #13 · Sep 1, 2004

Mac Giver would win... Bond is just a pimp, pimps always get distracted while Mac Giver is a geek and thinks too much about stuff... when Bond is about to kill Mac Giver with a laser beam on a ring the later will most likely pull out some neat invent to repel the attack...

Noxious Ninja

· #14 · Sep 1, 2004

I'm afraid Bond would probably blow MacGuyver up before he had a chance to make something awesome to defeat him with, but I still like MacGuyver more.

Boltzmann

· #15 · Sep 1, 2004

Kaiser Sigma said:
Mac Giver would win... Bond is just a pimp, pimps always get distracted while Mac Giver is a geek and thinks too much about stuff... when Bond is about to kill Mac Giver with a laser beam on a ring the later will most likely pull out some neat invent to repel the attack...

:lol: McGyver sucks so much. I remember an old episode where he built a bomb with bublegum and a few wires. Let's face it: the guy is a joke

And Bond would kill him before he could pull any of his impossible tricks.

I'm not a James Bond fan (and I absolutely hate the last 3 or 4 movies), but McGyver is even worse than him

Kaiser Sigma

· #16 · Sep 1, 2004

I'm not a fan of either.... but I recall that Mac Giver could practically build a nuclear bomb with his all-purpose penknife... it wouldn't amaze me that some writter find the way to make him come out as the winner

Unicron

· #17 · Sep 1, 2004

damnit

and MacGyver is my childhood hero...although im not a pacifist..never was and after I saw an episode after like 5 years of not seeing one, I was like "DAMNIT GRAB A GUN!!!! CAP HIS ***** ASS, KILL HIM, GO GO GO"

I-Chan

· #18 · Sep 1, 2004

Bond's world:
- Bond: "I'm Bond, James..."
- Mac: "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Why are you doing all this? I mean... ARGH!"
- Bond *returns the gun to his pocket*: "... for the Queen"
- Mac dies.

Mac's world:
- Bond: "I'm Bond, James..."
- Mac: "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Why are you doing all this? I mean... ARGH!"
- Bond *returns the gun to his pocket*: "... for the Queen"
- Mac: "Ah, so this 'Queen' is responsible for this. Why that puzzled face? While you were too busy smiling to the camera i just made this bulletproof suit (where you conveniently shot at, instead of my head) using some fancy clips that i found under that truck".
- Bond: "Ah, I see. Well, i suppose i'm done. Please take me to the jail, where i'll take my poison pill".

Real world:
- Bond: "Bond, James -drops his fake teeth-... 40 years serving the crown and they didn't even pay me some decent surgery..."
- Mac: "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Why are you doing all this? I mean... ARGH!"
- Bond: "What?"
- Mac: "I just got cut again with those damn clips".
- Bond: "Clips?"
- Mac: "From my bulletproof suit"
- Bond: "... you should have your head checked by a doctor... I can recommend you many, you know - i'm 60".
- Mac: "Shuddup you friggin british snob. I'm gonna..."
- Bond: "Yeah, who cares. I'm going home, lost interest on this. Time to think about retirement..."
- Mac: "..."

O'neill, on the other hand...

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KanedA

· #19 · Sep 1, 2004

Non of those will win

a draw

both live or both die

Kaiser Sigma

· #20 · Sep 1, 2004

I-Chan said:
- Mac: "Ah, so this 'Queen' is responsible for this. Why that puzzled face? While you were too busy smiling to the camera i just made this bulletproof suit (where you conveniently shot at, instead of my head) using some fancy clips that i found under that truck".

Just like in the show...

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