--------------Message: My girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year,
so we decided to get married. She was a dream
and I was very happy! There was only one thing
bothering me. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty years old, younger than my bride to be, and
wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She
would regularly bend down when near me and I got
many pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate as she never did it when she was near
The other day little sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She
was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once before I got married to
her sister. I was shocked and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom if you
want to have me, just come up and get me" I was
frozen as I watched her go up the stairs, pull
down her panties and throw them down the stairs
at my face.
I turned and went straight to the front door, opened
it and stepped out of the house. I walked towards
my car. My future father-in-law was standing
outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and
said "we are happy that you have passed our little
test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
The moral of this story is: (scroll down)
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR
CONDOM IN YOUR CAR!
Bah, I'm bored.