[Dcollins85]

*kills self and bleeds profusely over the crappy Prius"

 

[taumpytears]

i would develop a rocket to push the earth off its orbit. slowly over a few months everyone would freeze (or burn) to death. or if i timed it just right i could smash us into another planet like mars.

also i wonder what would happen if we destroyed the polar ice caps. like just take a bunch of heavy equipment and explosives and keep cutting and breaking off big peices of ice. then if i were rich i could buy my own free floating giant peice of polar ice. it would be many square miles. and i could have a huge fleet of tugboats pull me and my new property somewhere nice and tropical.

 

[gamefreak94]

Clear the Amazon Rainforest.

 

[Exodus]

Actually, I think I'd opt for destroying humanity before world. Think of all the bunnies that would die!

 

[drown]

Use a giant magnifying glass an burn the world like an anthill.... hmmm kinda similar to global warming.

but seriously.... why destroy the world?

 

[snickothemule]

but seriously.... why destroy the world?

Like the sexual predator with a roofied up victim - for their own nefarious plans.

 

[Proto]

I don't know, but the evil overlord list is a must stop for all the evil overlord wannabe's out there for not falling in the common pitfalls those pesky heroes always take advantage of.

 

[drown]

Hey the list is good for my next evil world domination plans (which I can't do if the world is destroyed), thanks Proto this will work nicely.

 

[Proto]

they were bombed?

 

[skoreanime]

I think you're talking to a bot Proto

 

[imlost]

It is a bot that's trying to advertise some useless sites in its sig.

 

[PCXL-Fan]

Proto knew, he just felt a yearning to communicate with one of his brethren.

 

[gamefreak94]

I'm surprised at your option PCXL, I thought you'd force everyone to eat from contaminated melamine dishes and cause massive infertility amongst men thereby ensuring that no new children enter this planet and the remaining perish.

 

[LensLarque]

I would just blow up some nuclear plants.
No need for lots of explosives, just blowing up the control centers while the reactors are active will make the cores go berserk and melt.
Radioactivity will do the rest... and for good.
Nuclear plants are all located near the most populated areas on Earth (we humans are that smart, yeah) and security is not very tight.

No way humanity can do something against a hundred Chernobyl. No, not even that much are needed to end everything I guess.

 

[PCXL-Fan]

I'm surprised at your option PCXL, I thought you'd force everyone to eat from contaminated melamine dishes and cause massive infertility amongst men thereby ensuring that no new children enter this planet and the remaining perish.

its the xeno-estrogenic compounds found in plastics and other synthetic materials. They are relatively low in human environment, and just make you less masculine, lowering testosterone more and more in male over the past several decades, but if we could raise them to levels found in some lakes and rivers where all the different animal populations male population are ruined, such as fish or alligators are ruined and turn into demi-males, with atrophied/underdeveloped/incapable reproductive organs, then we could be onto something.

 

[gamefreak94]

Hmm.... *stares at kitchen cabinet full of Chinese melamine dishes* Seems like I'm in trouble then.......

 

[Mdkcheatz]

I wouldn't do anything, it's going to end on its own whether we like it or not...

 

[Spyhop]

I wouldn't do anything, it's going to end on its own whether we like it or not...

So people have been saying for thousands of years, and yet the world keeps turning.

 

[gamefreak94]

Yeah but nations in the past didn't have hundreds of nuclear submarines each with enough fire power to wipe out the entire world. Nor did humans emit enough green-house gases to have significant impact on the world climate.

P.S. I certainly don't think that humanity will wipe itself off through conflict or global warming, but was just pointing out that the likelihood of that happening are much higher now then ever before.

 

[snickothemule]

Humans don't cause global warming, it is a natural event that has happened many times before in earths history and is caused by the big angry ball of fire in the sky known as the sun. Most people can't see past their own noses to understand that. What we do cause however is relatively insignificant in the grand scheme of things, but that doesn't mean that we can't easily reduce the amount of waste that we produce.