[Gossamer]

I'd research and orchestrate a large bee-keeping operation; in which will include over two-hundred employees of the following roles::

-Standard Beekeepers
-Bee-Toxin Specialists
-Janitors
-A bought-off team of congressmen, senators and attorneys.
-A personal landscaping crew
-A team of florists
-Tobacco specialists for smoke production
-A crack team of field biochemists and scientists that specialize in the insect field

Now here's the plan. The scientists work with the biochemists to cross-examine bee-sting venom with that of snake venom; preferably cobra or western diamondback. I haven't decided yet, I'm still working on that one. The fact is that once the toxins have been examined and realized. We will scientifically engineer via DNA; a bee who's stinger injects not bee-toxin but deadly snake venom.

Now, in such event. We harvest massive amounts of honey from these genetically engineered bees which have inside them small trace amounts of this venom. When the world becomes massively ill as a result of our honey production; we will appear with an anti-toxin of our own design thereby becoming saviors to the world in which case we will utilize our team of congressmen and attorneys to slowly enable the takeover of the world; in which case the latter matter of destroying it will be as simple as destroying the original recipe of our anti-venom. This however is a lie because all we did was use snake anti-venom but the world doesn't know that. As the world dies of deadly reptilian-bee-stings we will revel at the result of a barren world.

 

[Gossamer]

Destroy the world?

Quick!
Everyone install a Linux distribution!

World thoroughly destroyed.

 

[Gossamer]

My world destruction plan 2

I would go to the asteroid belt and make all of the asteroid destroy all planet except Earth

....What are you going to do, hold a gun to their heads? Asteroids don't crash into planets willingly.

 

[Gossamer]

Indeed.

It's not like the earth has gone through periods of warming and cooling over its billions of years in existence or that we're actually coming out of an ice age...
*sarcasm*

*Ahem* > Little Ice Age - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Gossamer]

You think that the earth will return to Ice Age conditions for the next 100,000 years? I think not!

As such, this is just fear mongering. We’re not going to plunge into a global ice age.

Yes, and now Global cooling and a possible ice age could be due to (I don't think so), let’s take a guess now, Hmmm ! Oh I know, part of the global warming problem due to carbon emissions which is produced by man, that’s it.

Scientists are always going to make mistakes in their efforts to explain nature, but look at the world around you and be thankful for all the things they have created to make your life as comfortable as it is. It really amazes me how you can put down the great minds that have created the machine you use to post messages about how stupid they are. Meanwhile, you believe the earth and everything in it magically appeared over a six day period. You are a hater of the earth.

Everybody grow up and stop being afraid. There’s a war on for your mind, and you’re losing it if you fall victim to this kind of slop.

You HAVE to be joking, right?
Is it a little more than obvious that Carbon Dioxide makes the atmosphere warmer because solar radiation and heat cannot escape Earth's atmosphere as easily?

Are you also aware that modern day greenhouses actually use carbon dioxide and greenhouse gases that plants love to heat up the temperatures inside?

I used to know people that grow a lot of pot, man. Don't mess with me and greenhouses.

 

[Gossamer]

*sniffs* Hmm...I smell a hot debate, RUN AWAY!!!

She might blow, CAP'N!
SHE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE!

 

[Gossamer]

Yay for 2012 and an anciet races prediction that we're all going to die. Better start praying to the invisible man or make a deal with the goat man downstairs while you can.

ICP is a christian band.