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How would I destroy the world? Enforce people to drive Toyota Prius's, as the collective smugness factor that empowers the average Prius driver would overcome any force of nature and these people would naturally die from having too high a dose of smugness in their system. Quite simply, their bodies just cannot handle that amount of smugness (only one man has developed an immunity - Steve Jobs). As for those who actually care about the cars they drive, they would become too depressed and will have to kill themselves as no self respecting driver would ever commit himself to actually driving the horrid Prius for the rest of their natural lives.