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I know that we have a lot of single people on the board who have a hard time finding a mate, so I thought all the self-proclaimed "players" out there could give advice to the single people who can't seem to get any. ;)
 

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The ChinaDude!!!
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Get a life. Serious. :evil:
 

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I find that if you stay inside your house long enough that you don't need a girl.

Anyway you could just stick a fishing line from your house and use a mirror as bait. Worked for me, a girl knocked on my house asking me what was I doing.
 

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The ChinaDude!!!
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Well, i think the best option still is indeed, to go outside. OMG OUTSIDE?!?!?!?!!?1111one

yes, outside, young padawan. and then use your jedi mind tricks

how it would work out:
[jedi mind trick]
"You feel incredibly horny and want to fsck my brains out"
[/jedi mind trick]
"aaahh... come here you horny piece of jedi... prrrrrr"

So you see, being dark sided horny jedi DOES pay off :evil:
 

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well best way is to go out and have your friends introduce their friends to you...

try chatting in the internet with other people...

put an ad in newspaper saying "need a male/female" friend... :D
 
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