[Xeven]

anybody seen that crazy Tucsonian? :evil:

.. this prolly should be in spam forum...

 

[Ryos]

Maybe Asz found a girl while DDRing, ate her, and is currently fleeing the authorities?

 

[Xeven]

why that evil son-of-a.. :evil: .. or he could still be munching on those little witches he kidnapped last holloween.. :evil:

 

[Ryos]

He kidnapped witches? Eh? Did I miss something?

 

[Xeven]

well for a tucsonian, i wouldn't put that pass him..

 

[Ryos]

I'd think Asz would choose to eat the tastier people, but what do I know? It is kind of strange he hasn't posted recently...He hasn't had any activity since his last post, either (almost two weeks ago).

 

[Xeven]

yup, i guess the police finally caught up with him! :evil: .. or he broke his back ddring! :evil:

 

[Ryos]

Maybe he got too drunk when the Diamondbacks won the world series and ate someone he shouldn't have?

 

[Xeven]

This must stop! Asz can't go on eating people everytime he feels like it! it must .. it must Stop! :evil:

 

[Ryos]

Is there a Cannibals Anonymous support group? And if so, did the Tucsonians already eat them?

 

[Shiori]

the lawyers in Arizona must've sued him for everything he owns after eating one of their brethen.

 

[Xeven]

he probably contracted some ghastly gastro-intestinal disease because of eating one of 'em lawyers! :evil:

 

[Ryos]

Consuming all that hot air would be problematic...

 

[Shiori]

.....probably :fart: ed himself to death

 

[Xeven]

He'll be :fart: farting for months! nyaha!:evil:

 

[Ryos]

And think about what his breath must smell like after eating those lawyers. :eyes:

 

[Xeven]

Well, with all that shit coming out of their mouths, you can just imagine.. :evil: j/k

 

[Ryos]

Watch it, Xeven. And not all of them smell bad, but I would suspect Tucsonian lawyers are worse than usual.

 

[Xeven]

There.. i put a john kennedy in hope that i won't get my a$$ flamed off! :evil:

 

[Ryos]

Xeven: actually, that wasn't what I was referring to, but oh well. I was talking about the words you selected.