[culubalo]

Strange place with user submitted jokes...

http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/multiplesection.jsp?sectionid=325277

Heres a sample:

Mary Poppins was travelling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. Once she was in her in her room, she picked up the phone and ordered room service – cauliflower cheese for dinner and eggs for breakfast the next morning.

The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down early to check out.

At the front desk, the man asked if the food was to her liking.

"Well," she replied, ""Supercauliflowercheese-buteggswerequiteatrocious!"

 

[Xymet]

You should have submitted that in the Jokes thread.