He he hope I didn't start anything annoying 
I'm not sure that my favorite joke would go over well in here. Most people I have told it to think it's funny BUT some may not. SO if anyone wants to hear it just PM me and I'll tell you. In the mean time lets see if I can think of one more appropriate for the boards..... hmm ok here's one.....
As a mother was working in the kitchen she was listening to her son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and
her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now,
cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting
on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house! Now I want you to go to your room and you will stay
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I
want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no
smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
Hope I didn't offend anyone :eyemove:
I'm not sure that my favorite joke would go over well in here. Most people I have told it to think it's funny BUT some may not. SO if anyone wants to hear it just PM me and I'll tell you. In the mean time lets see if I can think of one more appropriate for the boards..... hmm ok here's one.....As a mother was working in the kitchen she was listening to her son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and
her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now,
cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting
on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house! Now I want you to go to your room and you will stay
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I
want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no
smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
Hope I didn't offend anyone :eyemove:
