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Frozen sausage flies through open car window, breaks British driver's nose

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Frozen sausage flies through open car window, breaks British driver's nose

LONDON (AFP) - [size=-1] A driver in Britain suffered a broken nose after a frozen sausage was thrown through an open window of his car, an ambulance official said.
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The 46-year-old man was driving near his home in South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, southeast England, when the "bizarre incident" occurred, said a spokesman for the Essex Ambulance Service. [/size]
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[size=-1] "He was driving his car when the offending item came through his open window and hit him on the nose," the spokesman said. [/size]

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[size=-1] "He said he saw a car coming the other way and felt a searing pain in his nose. He managed to stop his car without hitting anyone else at which point passers-by came to his aid." [/size]

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[size=-1] The driver lost a lot of blood from his broken nose but opted against going to hospital, according to the spokesman. [/size]

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[size=-1] "I feel very sorry for him -- it must have been an incredibly lucky or unlucky shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before," the ambulance spokesman added. [/size]

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[size=-1] Police said they were investigating the incident and wanted to hear from anyone with information. [/size]
Let this be a lesson to you: never throw frozen pieces of meat at cars
/me expects "sausage" jokes
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I smell a conspiracy here :D

Anyway, what are the odds that you get hit in the face by a frozen saucage when driving? 1:100000000000000000000000000 ? guess getting hit by a comet is more probable :D
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