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The Movie Trailer for DOA

(I blame raziel for pointing this out to me, curse you, CURSE YOU!!)

Okay, so it's unfair to judge a movie by it's trailer, but from the trailer we can determine:
  • The chicks are hot (thats good)
  • They are potentially as dumb, and bimbo-esqué as you can possibly imagine (err, aww, I wanted sexy but smart)
  • Lots of hammy acting, and bad jokes (okay so I laugh at the occasional bad joke)
  • Funky fight seens, or perhaps just panty flash heaven (stop dribbling :drool: )
  • This will be a bad film in terms of plot, acting etc, but hey it will be a geeky drool fest.
I dare say this film will beat Street Fighter and Mario Bro's in terms of game movies, simply because it's sexier, but this I doubt will do the game to film crossover much favours. :D
 

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oO Holy ****. Kasumi is as ugly as a cow oO

no wait i take that back, a cow looks better :S
 

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Sigh... Tecmo made such a fine game. Why can't movie studios respect DOA's fanbase by showing some love and/or more dedication? Eyecandy? Not everyone who bought DOA did for the graphics. Content was more important. Fanservice *only* sells in Japan.

Didn't appreciate the trailer, but I bet I'll be asked out to see this movie the week it comes out anyway. Sigh... I'm bored beforehand.
 

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There's only one last hope for this movie.....

Let's hope they decide to make a pr0n movie, the script will be bad anyway :p
 

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Well, the games that turned it movies have been a trauma for me...
But I'm expecting something good from Doom and at last for the graphics of DOA.
 

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Actually one of them is VERY hot :eek: but all the others arent
 

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I watched it before seeing this topic, and yeah, it sucks...
Judging by the "OMG I broke one of my nails" line, jokes are as lame as Schwarzie's ones in Predator :p
It's all focused on stupid girls fighting stupid males, it doesn't even feature DOAs boob size and bounce-ness. It looks dumb like The Rock shooting with the BFG...


Still waiting for Silent Hill, at least the screenshots have something that reminds of the game :p

PS: Don't read the reviewer's comments, he clearly doesn't expect a french movie to be good :p
http://www.cinemablend.com/review.php?id=1243
 

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Whats the point of making a movie out of a video game anyway, why watch a movie when you can play the game and actualy feel like your in one. Why is evryone so surprised ? What really good movies have been based on video games...I cant think of one can you, at least you can go watch the movie and have a few good laughs.
 

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What's up with the movie industry? Everyone should do themselves a favor and not watch this...No! not even out of curioisty. Why did tecmo give them the liscence to do this piece crap? This will make street fighter 2: the movie look like an academy award winner.
 

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Shouldnt this be a low budget porn movie?
 

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Nah, "DOA b!tch volley: the movie" will :)
 
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