This is the sacred text, that defines the way of life for all developers :evil: :evil:
Come all thee, and worship in the ways of PCSX2 :innocent: :innocent:
Divine Rule of Laz0r #1: Thou shalt not work.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #2: Thou shalt accumulate small changes in code, but not release them.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #3: Thou shall pretend to work, but do not put much effort into this faking (refer to rule #1).
Divine Rule of Laz0r #4: Thou shalt never deliver without delay.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #5: Thou shall spred laz0r to all! But be lazy in doing so!
Divine Rule of Laz0r #6: When thou hast accidently fixed a bug (because you weren't really trying to), thou shalt proclaim his own greatness throughout IRC.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #7: Thou shall seek the holy grail of laz0ring, it is known as IRC, and thou must 'idle' when finding the holy land!
Divine Rule of Laz0r #8: Thou shalt riddle code with bugs, but offer no help in fixing them, for you are too busy being laz0r.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #9: Betatesters are accursed demons, and thou shall strike them down, but with little effort.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #10: Never reply to a PM, or email, this is blasphemy of the highest order, and thou shall be doomed to an eternity of work!
With thanks to the Holy Gods of Betatesting [CKemu (Annoying SOB), Bositman (Dev Slayer: The Revenge), Zenogais (Disciple of linuz.bug()]
Come all thee, and worship in the ways of PCSX2 :innocent: :innocent:
Divine Rule of Laz0r #1: Thou shalt not work.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #2: Thou shalt accumulate small changes in code, but not release them.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #3: Thou shall pretend to work, but do not put much effort into this faking (refer to rule #1).
Divine Rule of Laz0r #4: Thou shalt never deliver without delay.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #5: Thou shall spred laz0r to all! But be lazy in doing so!
Divine Rule of Laz0r #6: When thou hast accidently fixed a bug (because you weren't really trying to), thou shalt proclaim his own greatness throughout IRC.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #7: Thou shall seek the holy grail of laz0ring, it is known as IRC, and thou must 'idle' when finding the holy land!
Divine Rule of Laz0r #8: Thou shalt riddle code with bugs, but offer no help in fixing them, for you are too busy being laz0r.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #9: Betatesters are accursed demons, and thou shall strike them down, but with little effort.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #10: Never reply to a PM, or email, this is blasphemy of the highest order, and thou shall be doomed to an eternity of work!
With thanks to the Holy Gods of Betatesting [CKemu (Annoying SOB), Bositman (Dev Slayer: The Revenge), Zenogais (Disciple of linuz.bug()]
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