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This is the sacred text, that defines the way of life for all developers :evil: :evil:

Come all thee, and worship in the ways of PCSX2 :innocent: :innocent:

Divine Rule of Laz0r #1: Thou shalt not work.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #2: Thou shalt accumulate small changes in code, but not release them.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #3: Thou shall pretend to work, but do not put much effort into this faking (refer to rule #1).
Divine Rule of Laz0r #4: Thou shalt never deliver without delay.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #5: Thou shall spred laz0r to all! But be lazy in doing so!
Divine Rule of Laz0r #6: When thou hast accidently fixed a bug (because you weren't really trying to), thou shalt proclaim his own greatness throughout IRC.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #7: Thou shall seek the holy grail of laz0ring, it is known as IRC, and thou must 'idle' when finding the holy land!
Divine Rule of Laz0r #8: Thou shalt riddle code with bugs, but offer no help in fixing them, for you are too busy being laz0r.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #9: Betatesters are accursed demons, and thou shall strike them down, but with little effort.
Divine Rule of Laz0r #10: Never reply to a PM, or email, this is blasphemy of the highest order, and thou shall be doomed to an eternity of work!

With thanks to the Holy Gods of Betatesting [CKemu (Annoying SOB), Bositman (Dev Slayer: The Revenge), Zenogais (Disciple of linuz.bug();)]

IRC Channel #pcsx2 on EFnet said:
[23:39:52] <CKemu> saqib, sensei and high priest of "Laz0r-fu"
[23:40:36] <CKemu> Divine Rule of Laz0r #1: Thou shalt not work
[23:40:48] <bositman> :D
[23:41:10] <zenogais> Divine Rule of Laz0r #2: Thou shalt accumulate small changes in code, but not release them
[23:41:19] <bositman> lol
[23:41:27] <CKemu> Divine Rule of Laz0r #3: Thou shall pretend to work, but do not put much effort into this faking (refer to rule #1)
[23:41:29] <bositman> make a txt with laz0r rules :D
[23:41:36] <zenogais> lol
[23:42:08] <bositman> Divine Rule of Laz0r #4: Thou shalt never deliver without delay
[23:42:22] <CKemu> Divine Rule of Laz0r #5: Thou shall spred laz0r to all! But be lazy in doing so!
[23:42:56] <zenogais> Divine Rule of Laz0r #6: When thou hast accidently fixed a bug (because you weren't really trying to), thou shalt proclaim his own greatness throughout IRC
[23:43:13] <bositman> :D
[23:43:38] <CKemu> Divine Rule of Laz0r #7: Thou shall seek the holy grail of laz0ring, it is known as IRC, and thou must 'idle' when finding the holy land!
[23:43:46] <zenogais> lol
[23:43:54] <bositman> lol!
[23:44:47] <zenogais> Divine Rule of Laz0r #8: Thou shalt riddle code with bugs, but offer no help in fixing them, for you are too busy being laz0r
[23:45:15] Quits: expert- (laz0r@thes530-a155.otenet.gr)
[23:45:19] <zenogais> :O
[23:45:30] <CKemu> Divine Rule of Laz0r #9: Betatesters are accursed demons, and thou shall strike them down, but with little effort
[23:45:41] <zenogais> rofl
[23:46:07] <bositman> lol
[23:47:17] <CKemu> Divine Rule of Laz0r #10: Never reply to a PM, or email, this is blasphemy of the highest order, and thou shall be doomed to an eternity of work!
[23:47:34] <zenogais> whee, the 10 rules of laz0r :D
[23:48:44] <bositman> w00t!! lets make it official! :p
[23:48:51] * CKemu is making post ;p
 

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Finally a worthwhile thread! :D
To all devs: Thou shall follow these rules to the death! :p
(Note this thread is just a small joke,please dont ruin it ;) )
 

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Though I am a general person...
I also to take care from now on,if I become their hindered.
Because I have sometimes questioned. :p
Divine Rule of Laz0r #8,#10
Good :thumb:
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