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well...another true one in dante's series:p

>>>> Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM
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>>>> > >
>>>> > > Boys:
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>>>> > > 1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 2- Insert card
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 3- Dial code and desired amount
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 4-Take the cash and the card
>>>> > >
>>>> > >
>>>> > >
>>>> > > ***********************************************
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Girls:
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 1-Drive to the bank
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 2-Check make-up in the mirror
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 3- Apply perfume
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 4- Manually check haircut
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 5- Park car - failure
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 6- Park car - failure
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 7- Park car - success
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 8- Search for the card in the handbag
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 9- Insert card, rejected by the machine
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 10- Throw phone card back in handbag
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 11- look for bank card
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 12- Insert card
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in
>>>> >handbag
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 14- Enter code
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 15-Study instructions for 2 minutes
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 16- #Cancel#
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 17- Re-enter code
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 18- #Cancel#
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 19- Call husband to get correct code
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 20- Enter desired amount
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 21- #Error#
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 22- Enter bigger amount
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 23- #Error#
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 24- Enter maximum amount
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 25- Cross fingers
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 26- Take cash
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 27- Go back to the car
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 28- Check make-up in rear mirror
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 29- Look for keys in handbag
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 30- Start car
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 31- Drive 50 meters
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 32- STOP
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 33- Drive back to bank machine
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 34- Go out of the car
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 35- Take card back from machine
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 36- Go back to the car
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 37- Throw card on passenger seat
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 38- Check make-up in rear mirror
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 39- Manually check haircut
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 40- Go into roundabout - wrong way
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 41- BREAK
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 42- Go into roundabout - right way
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 43- Drive 5 kilometers
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 44- Remove hand break

hope u liked it :lol:
 

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Most of that stuff is true haha. Specially the

>>>> > > 14- Enter code
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>>>> > > 15-Study instructions for 2 minutes
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>>>> > > 16- #Cancel#
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 17- Re-enter code
 

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:lol: So true in certain cases :D (let's not think all of the female human beings are like that, there are exceptions :p)

*waits for popuri's reply*
 

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44 aplies to my mom most of them time. And some times when she meant to Put the handbrake she would be removing it instead.
 

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lmao :rotflmao:
 

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>>>> > >5- Park car - failure
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 6- Park car - failure
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 7- Park car - success

That just about sums my mom up.
 

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>>>> > > 8- Search for the card in the handbag
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>>>> > > 9- Insert card, rejected by the machine
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>>>> > > 10- Throw phone card back in handbag
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>>>> > > 11- look for bank card

Lol :lol:
 

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earthleaf said:
good luck ,kirby .
let's see you say that when my rear wheel goes onto your windshield :evil:

couldn't be more nerveracking having a state trooper in the back seat. Well the bright side is that I miss a day of school :p
 

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>>>> > > 32- STOP
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>>>> > > 33- Drive back to bank machine
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>>>> > > 34- Go out of the car
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>>>> > > 35- Take card back from machine
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>>>> > > 36- Go back to the car
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>>>> > > 37- Throw card on passenger seat

i have definitely seen that happen a couple times.
 

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lycky my mom doesn't have drivers lisence, there would be a line of bodies on the sidewalk... But yeah, that would be true on some cases...
 

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I hate women at ATMs. A month or two ago I had to wait for almost half and hour because of two women who were there first :p
 

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>>>> > > Girls:
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 1-Drive to the bank
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 2-Check make-up in the mirror
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 3- Apply perfume
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 4- Manually check haircut
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 5- Park car - failure
Seen that countless times, never could figure it out. A) Why check your hair etc before parking? and B) It's an ATM, not a drive-thru or a live teller. Do they really think the machine gives a crap if their hair and makeup look ok? (Especially the perfume. They could argue that they want to look good on the security camera (although the camera's fisheye lens makes everyone look stupid regardless of hair/makeup/etc), but the machine can't smeel them!)
 

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Seen that countless times, never could figure it out. A) Why check your hair etc before parking? and B) It's an ATM, not a drive-thru or a live teller. Do they really think the machine gives a crap if their hair and makeup look ok? (Especially the perfume. They could argue that they want to look good on the security camera (although the camera's fisheye lens makes everyone look stupid regardless of hair/makeup/etc), but the machine can't smeel them!)
I could care less that they did it once but its the doing it more than once:

>>>> > > 2-Check make-up in the mirror
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>>>> > > 3- Apply perfume
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 4- Manually check haircut
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 28- Check make-up in rear mirror
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>>>> > > 38- Check make-up in rear mirror
>>>> > >
>>>> > > 39- Manually check haircut
 

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-.- yaya how true
i always forget my pincode too :p
bakas >.<

>>> GOES to the Cash Dispenser (will never be abel to drive a car >.<)

>>> look on the posting with code

>>> look around for a spy ... >.> ... <.< ... >.>

>>> insert card backward

>>> get panic

>>> everybody look at me

>>> card fall to the floor

>>> more ppl look at me @[email protected]

>>> try it again and it works

>>> need 50 euro

>>> take 100 euro

>>> on display: "account is empty"

>>> T-T *kick Cash Dispenser"

>>> <.< tori? ^^ *evil grin*
 
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