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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15598331-13762,00.html

NIGERIAN police have arrested a cow that killed a bus driver who was urinating on a highway, a police spokesman said.

The horned African cow, which was wandering stray in the Ojo district of Nigeria's biggest city Lagos, also injured several bystanders after killing the man.
"The cow went mad, ran into a bus driver and knocked him down. Efforts to revive him were fruitless," said Lagos police spokesman Olubode Ojajuni.

Some people suggested the animal be shot, but the district police officer ordered it to be taken alive.

"You know what it will take to arrest a mad cow?" one newspaper quoted a policeman as saying. "We applied ingenuity and arrested the cow, which is now being detained at the station," he said without going into details.
Sorry for the two in a row, but some wierd things just need telling.
 

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OMG! :rotflmao:


Though its not that unusual to take rampaging animals alive before ending them. Probaply they want to study what is wrong in it, make a theory, finish the animal, autopsy it and confirm/screw original theory... :dance:
 

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Maybe we should give you, KILER and Culubalo a title, "NGEmu official freak news posters"? With ten stars on top of avatar, of course... :lol:
 

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maybe the driver was eating burger king at the moment, pwned by a cow that is so sad.
 

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hellmasterx said:
maybe the driver was eating burger king at the moment, pwned by a cow that is so sad.


"Oh My God! He ate Kenny!!! You batard!!!!" :evil:
 

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lmao xD, I can't believe that's so sad....
[St.Peter]: so what happen...how did u die?
[murdered_by_a_cow_man]: well I was in my bus....mad cow came and killed m..*interrupted by St.Peter's laugh*
[St.Peter]: ahahah, go ahead son enter u had a terrible life already...*omg a cow lol*
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What The... :rotflmao: that cow was probably playing some GTA game before that incident :p :evil:
 

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Hey, that cow could be worth more than that man. It's sounds a little harsh, but they can get a lot of work done and if it just got scared, why kill a good working tool? Havn't you read George Orwell's "Shooting an Elephant"?
 

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VDDZ said:
Hey, that cow could be worth more than that man.
Depends on how you define "worth" :nod: Human are pretty worthless... you can't sell or buy them legally (at least at many places)
 

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you can't sell or buy them legally (at least at many places)
But you can get them cheap illegally, like 50cents an hour (or just enough to feed them), besides here in australia the new industry laws mean that workers are going to become dispoable items rather than assets for small business...
 

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here we go again...........
 

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here we go again...........
Yes, its a curse of mine, why do I mix everything with everything?

Please people do not take my last post as a political statement or any other such thing that may deem a pointless and endless debate.
 

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culubalo said:
Yes, its a curse of mine, why do I mix everything with everything?

Please people do not take my last post as a political statement or any other such thing that may deem a pointless and endless debate.

Hmmm? Did somebody take it seriously?
 

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well seems like KILER and PlayerX have a new post buddy :D
 

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That's why I said human are worthless :evil:
Life the universe and everything might be pointless. Anyways is the cow going to go before a judge. Does due process apply to animals? Probably not I think. Mostly likely they are going to kill the cow and eat it. At least something good came out of the whole situation.
 

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Hannibal said:
Life the universe and everything might be pointless. Anyways is the cow going to go before a judge. Does due process apply to animals? Probably not I think. Mostly likely they are going to kill the cow and eat it. At least something good came out of the whole situation.

Judge: "Charges of assault and murder has been raised against you. How do you answer these charges?"

Cow: "Moooo"



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Good god, i really need some sleep. :heh:
 
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