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Cat Shoots Owner

BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. - [size=-1] A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said. [/size]





[size=-1] Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital. [/size]



[size=-1] Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name. [/size]



[size=-1] A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home. [/size]



[size=-1] State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him. [/size]
Another guy shot by an animal
 

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Lol. wait, thats not funny, i wouldnt want that to happen to me(i guess its only funny when it happens to someone else)..

PS: where do you get these? :thumb:
 

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Well, most funny news headlines are usually ripped off Fark. Along with Fark, there are tons of news sites that also post funny or odd headlines to complement their serious news.
 

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zen_master said:
Lol. wait, thats not funny, i wouldnt want that to happen to me(i guess its only funny when it happens to someone else)..

PS: where do you get these? :thumb:
Yahoo!'s Oddly Enough news is hilarious sometimes.

The German mountain ninja that forced people to strip at swordpoint was hilarious.
 

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All your base are belong to your cat :p
 

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Ouch.. what the hell was the gun doing out in the open?

This will definitely teach him a thing about safety lock.
 

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hahaha... now thats a naughty cat :D
 

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What was the purpose of that loaded gun lying there? :???:
 

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''I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords"
 

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