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Cat Shoots Owner

BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. - [size=-1] A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said. [/size]





[size=-1] Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital. [/size]



[size=-1] Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name. [/size]



[size=-1] A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home. [/size]



[size=-1] State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him. [/size]

Another guy shot by an animal

 

[zen_master]

Lol. wait, thats not funny, i wouldnt want that to happen to me(i guess its only funny when it happens to someone else)..

PS: where do you get these? :thumb:

 

[netghost2.0]

Well, most funny news headlines are usually ripped off Fark. Along with Fark, there are tons of news sites that also post funny or odd headlines to complement their serious news.

 

[industrian]

Lol. wait, thats not funny, i wouldnt want that to happen to me(i guess its only funny when it happens to someone else)..

PS: where do you get these? :thumb:

Yahoo!'s Oddly Enough news is hilarious sometimes.

The German mountain ninja that forced people to strip at swordpoint was hilarious.

 

[RF]

All your base are belong to your cat

 

[industrian]

All your base are belong to your cat

I think the Cat might kill you next for digging up that dinosaur.

 

[xRock]

Ouch.. what the hell was the gun doing out in the open?

This will definitely teach him a thing about safety lock.

 

[Betamax]

Curiousity killed the cat er... bloke

 

[Quatro]

hahaha... now thats a naughty cat

 

[Cid Highwind]

What was the purpose of that loaded gun lying there? :???:

 

[industrian]

Maybe this is the reasoining for stupid Wisconsiners wanting to murder cats.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050308/us_nm/life_cats_dc_1

My apologies for injecting seriousness into this topic.

 

[DarkAurora]

Was the cat arrested?

 

[hellmasterx]

''I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords"

 

[Kellicros]

How cute!

 

[Toshiro]

Hrmm, maybe I can hire the cat to take care of some people...yeah....what a good idea.

 

[ka0s]

The motive was...
http://people.clarkson.edu/~stpieraf/owned.jpg

 

[Cid Highwind]

The motive was...
http://people.clarkson.edu/~stpieraf/owned.jpg

That will teach him and his stupid jokes :evil: