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Someone teach wrong tricks for his cats....:lol:
Bloke blames cat for kiddie porn
Written by Nick Farrell
Monday, 10 August 2009 10:12



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A Florida man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his computer.

Griffin blamed his cat who apparently has a habit of sitting on his computer's keyboard. He said that on several occasions he came back to his computer to find that strange material had been downloaded.

For some reason the moggie's bottom managed to find child porn sites and download thousands images just of children. The clever feline then hid the evidence from his owner by putting it on the hard drive before closing down. Sheesh damn clever these cats, you don't get that sort of behaviour from dogs.

Not surprisingly coppers thought Griffin's story was a bit hard to swallow and he is currently being held in the Martin County Jail. The cat reportedly is being cared for by a family friend and has so far not shown any interest in kiddie porn.
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thankfully my cat only knows how to operate typewriter :lol:
 

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Now that's what I call a lolcat.
 

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hmm i heard that the cat jumped on his back when he was on a file sharing website, and he mistakingly clicked the wrong link. oh well this way is more entertaining.
 

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i could just imagine it

*police comes knocking on the door to arrest him*

"ehh it was him"

"who"

"him"

"there is no one else in here"

"ehhhh........ it was the cat"

*meow*.
 

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Maybe the cat was looking for "kittie porn"
 

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Maybe the cat was looking for "kittie porn"
:lol: good one

I suppose they have something in common as well: They both love pussies and chicks ;)
 

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Fight the real enemy! Kitty Porn! I bet it's on Wikipedia!
 

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More like "I didn't kill my wife , My Knife Killed it!!!" :D
that still sounds more logical than blaming a cat, at least the knife was involved and it could be taken as a sarcastic , and mabie even as a slightly philisophical comment.

Where as the cat lacks any ability to use a computer, and hopefully has not interest in children....... therefore the cat did not use the computer.
 

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since when have people ever been able to come up with good excuses?
 
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