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Boy finds live snake in cereal A five-year-old boy reached into his breakfast cereal box - and came face to face with a live snake.

Jordan Willett, from Telford, thought he'd found a free toy in the box of Golden Puffs, reports the Shropshire Star.

But he ran out of the kitchen when the two foot long corn snake reared up its head.

Jordan was making himself breakfast, while his dad Lee Loveitt enjoyed a lie-in.

Mr Loveitt said the snake had been slithering around in the box, outside the unopened cereal wrapper.

He said: "The first I knew of it was when I heard Jordan screaming from the kitchen."

Local Netto store manager Steven Humphries said he was shocked. An investigation has been launched.
Generic cereal:Now with a live reptile in every box!
 

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How the hell it managed to get in there. oO
 

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was it chinese cereals? fresh snake is very delicate food over there.
 

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Hehehe... maybe they misunderstood word 'fresh' a little bit. :lol:
 

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now thats something you don't come across everyday :D

hmmm... better shake my cereals before I buy it then :D
 

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Quatro said:
now thats something you don't come across everyday :D

hmmm... better shake my cereals before I buy it then :D
X-ray would be better, shakeing a snake can make him angry :evil:
 

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Good thing I don't eat cereal, but between this and the lady finding a finger in her Wendy's chili, I am scared to eat food now.
 

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Good thing I don't eat cereal, but between this and the lady finding a finger in her Wendy's chili, I am scared to eat food now.
I guess I shouldn't tell you about the lady who found a penis in her ketchup bottle in that case.
 

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I guess I shouldn't tell you about the lady who found a penis in her ketchup bottle in that case.
whaaaa???? oO .... :evil: this one's tight :D ;)
 

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What the woman or the fit in the Ketchup bottle?
 

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It was in Sweden, and it was ketchup made in Turkey, however after analysing it it turned out to be the penis from some sort of animal and not a human. ( I haven't bought any ketchup from Turkey since )
 

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ChankastRules said:
It was in Sweden, and it was ketchup made in Turkey, however after analysing it it turned out to be the penis from some sort of animal and not a human. ( I haven't bought any ketchup from Turkey since )

Yup, i can confirm that story. It was even in newspapers here in Finland. :lol:
 

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good it's not human penis, 'couse it couldbe that one cut off from that man on the movie I saw some time in internet :evil: you probable have seen it too ;)
 

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Errr.... I'd rather not... Just thinking about something happening to my little MaZa jr. is making me feel painfull. :lol:
 

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Oh wait, sorry, we are badly offtopic. :) I remembered this was thread about that "special moisturizer". In that thread this would have been somwhat loosely ontopic. ;)



I'll shuddap now. :p
 

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To tell you the truth I wouldn't want my breakfast to bite back so I would stay away from cereal for awhile if I lived there.
 
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