Alone in the Dark - Anyone Watched It?

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Boltzmann

Discussion Starter · Apr 26, 2005

Don't watch it, if you haven't

Seriously, this movie is COMPLETELY ridiculous. Christian Slater acting is probably the best thing on it...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369226/

The CG effects are crap, the characters are crap, the story is utter crap, the soundtrack is crap... It really sucks big time.

A friend of mine told me about it, and since I always liked this game (although I can't stand the badly outdated graphics of the originals anymore), I decided to give it a shot.

It's even worse than House of the Dead (which is directed by the same guy, BTW). If you've watched HotD, then you'll know what I mean.

Anyway, anyone else here has watched it?

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Guyver2K6

· #2 · Apr 26, 2005

yep, saw it, and it has to be the cheesiest movie i have ever seen....when will they make a good videogame movie!?!?!

only decent one is resident evil...

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Aided Onslaught

· #3 · Apr 27, 2005

I heard RE sucked? but I gave up on game movies....that only one I'll watch is the first Mortal Kombat...I'm sick of stupid jokes and not taking it as a real movie...

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om3gablue

· #4 · Apr 27, 2005

RE and RE:Apocalypse were actually pretty good. There were a few scenes in RE:A that could have used some work.

Now House of the Dead just sucked. I'm even ashamed to admit I actually watched it. I don't know if it was the alcohol or the actual movie but I got sick half way thru it. I tried watching it again the following morning and stopped it 30 minutes into it. One of the few movies I'm happy I didn't buy.

Thanks for the heads up Boltzmann, I was going to buy it.

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Badaro

· #5 · Apr 27, 2005

om3gablue said:
RE and RE:Apocalypse were actually pretty good. There were a few scenes in RE:A that could have used some work.

I wouldn't call them "good", but unlike most videogame movies those two were watchable.

[]s Badaro

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Aided Onslaught

· #6 · Apr 27, 2005

Yeah house of the dead was REALLY bad...but the asian chick was hott if I remember right...in the america flag dress thing...heh sorry...

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G-Pitts

· #7 · Apr 27, 2005

What can you say, its Uwe Boll film

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Boltzmann

Discussion Starter · #8 · Apr 27, 2005

om3gablue said:
Now House of the Dead just sucked. I'm even ashamed to admit I actually watched it. I don't know if it was the alcohol or the actual movie but I got sick half way thru it. I tried watching it again the following morning and stopped it 30 minutes into it. One of the few movies I'm happy I didn't buy.

I tried to watch it too. I fell asleep at about 75% of the movie :lol:

om3gablue said:
Thanks for the heads up Boltzmann, I was going to buy it.

Glad to be of help. Watching it is bad enough; paying for it is a beyond horrible.

G-Pitts said:
What can you say, its Uwe Boll film

I see you're a Boll fan

If you don't like the guy already, try reading this . It'll make you want to go to Hollywood and kill him in person :evil:

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KanedA

· #9 · Apr 27, 2005

Worst than THoTD?? I'm deffinitly not gonna see it... RE and RE:A were good? they were just better than THoTD, but not good...

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Eface

· #10 · Apr 27, 2005

i loved the mortal combat movie. second one sucked. after that i saw resident evil. Nice, but could've been better. That's it.

i forgot, i also saw streetfighter. I guess that says enough why i forgot it

OT: wasn't planning on seeing it anyway, now i'll completely forget about the movie... what movie? oO

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ArchIBaLD

· #11 · Apr 27, 2005

street fighter sucked. big time.
mortal combat was pretty good. and there a few good parts in the second one too.

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KanedA

· #12 · Apr 27, 2005

yeah Mortla Kombat The Movie was one of those productions that 'made it'

and has been accepted by fans-gamers

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Boltzmann

Discussion Starter · #13 · Apr 27, 2005

I liked Mortal Kombat too.

Street Fighter was just... awful.

RE wasn't that bad IMO. RE2 was much worse than the first.

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Syed Fawad

· #14 · Apr 27, 2005

I won't be watching it.....but hey, you got a SpyHunter and Doom game based movie coming up with The Rock in BOTH of them...so I'mm gonna watch those even if they end up sucking

But I hope these two are REVOLUTIONARY

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