[Blade556]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

Remember kids! If you don't hate your daddy and mommy, you can't be Jesus's disciple! He want's ALL the children in America to have the PS2's they deserve! :wub:

Too classic... :nod:

 

[N1ghtw0lf]

that is pretty damn funny. Gonna have to send that to all the "uber"-catholics i know.

 

[Blade556]

Haha, tell me about it. The main page has a few funny pages too, although the flood itself isn't funny...

 

[MaZa]

Thats old news, but still damn funny. :lol:

 

[bcrew1375]

LOL, good stuff.

Please note - If you do not have the same beliefs as we do, you are going to burn in Hell forever.

 

[cloudvii]

It took me a while to discover they are really joking
I was like : They , they are not , they are .. Till I've seen that tony hawk's game :lol:

They shouldn't make jokes with relegious marks .

 

[shadow_dreamer]

Funny they think something like that... I think it would insult many a die-hard Christian's feelings towards it...

If there really is a game like "it", then I would like to try it out...

 

[Cid Highwind]

:lol:
It comes with a game as well, as modded THU

You can upload Jesus' face into the game and automatically unlock all of the cheat codes to "God Mode," so that Jesus can win every single level and perform incredible grab-tricks, spins, flips and stunts!

 

[_E_]

Yeah old one, and boring at that too IMO.

Yours,
-Elly

 

[Kaiser Sigma]

Wonderful... more religious bashing now under the disguise of humor... keep up the good work, people with ridiculously obscene amounts of spare time on your hands.

 

[ready2rumbelX]

Wonderful... more religious bashing now under the disguise of humor... keep up the good work, people with ridiculously obscene amounts of spare time on your hands.

.....exactly like with the spare time you've used to post in this thread, that you so eliquently bash?....what am I saying?!!??

But to be honest, I wouldn't be suprised if something like this actually happens in 'real life'....hell, it probably happens around me all the time and I have no idea about it....that is really creepy/scary.

Anyway, I wouldn't be bribed into a religion for anything, let alone a PS2....regardless if it's a joke or not.

r2rX

 

[Kaiser Sigma]

.....exactly like with the spare time you've used to post in this thread, that you so eliquently bash?....what am I saying?!!??

With the difference that my (useless) post was nothing more than a constructive critic to an offensive undercover way of attacking people's beliefs; which by the way, it is becoming so zealous that reminds me of the dark days when religious people chased "heretics"... talk about an irony... or maybe it is hypocrisy? In any case, I reckon that I can not forbid people to post demeaning content to religious people's beliefs... luckily for me (and unluckily for you I'm guessing) nobody can forbid me to post my critic to such primitive ways as long as I remain civilized... I look civilized enough, don't you think?

 

[impossible]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

Remember kids! If you don't hate your daddy and mommy, you can't be Jesus's disciple! He want's ALL the children in America to have the PS2's they deserve! :wub:

Too classic... :nod:

lol lol thats quitE funnY haha,,,,i don have a ps2,,is it 4 mE

 

[Grv]

If you just look at the entire site, you can see they're full of it. There are also less pleasant stories to be found, and certainly several a lot less humourous.

Theologists trying to be funny? They know a lot about religions, mostly lose any faith during their studies, and are often as dull as can be. ;P

 

[Kaiser Sigma]

LMAO.....i don have a ps2.. :emb: lol that was funnY

Do you realize that you already posted a similar comment on this thread? I suggest that you delete your post as it's nothing more than a form of double-posting...

 

[_E_]

Post deleted. Do post something "informative" next time, Impossible. I am sure that is not an "impossible" task for you to do...

Yours,
-Elly

 

[impossible]

Post deleted. Do post something "informative" next time, Impossible. I am sure that is not an "impossible" task for you to do...

Yours,
-Elly

awww..ok sorrY...that wasnt a double post..actually when i saw it again today i laughed again...lol this was my reaction which resulted in a posT.i wont post 2 times in a thread next time .forgive me i am a nooB perhapS..though i have been coming to ngemu since 2002..but i joined it after i got gmail account..ngemu don supports hotmail which is baD.
Again sorrY..i m nooB

 

[ready2rumbelX]

luckily for me (and unluckily for you I'm guessing) nobody can forbid me to post my critic to such primitive ways as long as I remain civilized... I look civilized enough, don't you think?

......

Pretty much.

r2rX

 

[blueshogun96]

Where is my PS2? Does god shine down his holy light and then let it glide down from heaven?

 

[Boltzmann]

Wonderful... more religious bashing now under the disguise of humor... keep up the good work, people with ridiculously obscene amounts of spare time on your hands.

Oh yeah, because religion is the untouchable subject. No one can make fun of it, or else they're heretics. Political jokes are okay but not religious jokes.

If this thread was an anti-Bush or anti-RIAA thread there would be no complaints, I'm pretty sure.