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Check these sites out:

Male: http://www.sexisforfags.com/
Female: http://www.ironhymen.com/


I especially like this quote:

Brianna K.: "Iron Hymen taught me how to use super-effective strategies for just abstaining from natural stuff. And it works so good, that now when I get all old, I'm going to abstain from wrinkles and dying, too!"
 

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I wouldn't say that this site makes fun of the religion itself. It just criticises the way it is "celebrated" (or abused) by some dogmatic "organisations" and a government supporting them to get more votes for the next term.
 

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2Cloudvii: No one makes fun of religion in general or Christianity in specific. The point is that there are organisations with medieval ideals trying to force them unto our present lifestyle.

Similarity: The Islam itself is a very peaceful religion. The Koran forbids you to kill, for example and women are valued above all, the body-conceiling clothes were only invented to protect them from men (no one would rape a woman he doesn't find attractive - almost). It is always the people who try to abuse it for their own interests.
 

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I meant those medieval ideals. Just like that No-Sex-before-marriage stuff.
 

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I am sorry for reviving this again, but I'd like to know something:

Cloudvii, you said that sex before marriage is forbidden in many religions and I suppose that you faithfully obey the rules of yours. This would conclude that you never had sex, yet and you won't have before you get married. This of course also includes masturbation, because it makes dumb (sorry, I had to). Since you are younger than me, I suppose that you didn't marry, yet, right?

On the other hand you told the world that you'd never lose interest in sex which would reveal that you either already had sex or make some good use of your right hand.

In conclusion you either betray your own faith or don't believe as strongly as it seemed to me first. Either way you should at least understand the purpose of this site which is intended to make fun of some ancient rules that only have been recycled for one aim:

To be an excuse for coward parents who are ashamed to teach their children the meaning of sexuality.


The only effect is an increasing rate of teenage pregnancies, because there are so many young people who still try it, although nobody told them to use condomi!

Do you agree with me up to now?

If yes, why shouldn't we make fun of that? Furthermore, shouldn't we make fun of government-supported campaigns to increase the amount of children not knowing a thing about sex?

No one ever said that Christianity sucked and Jesus had been a ...... (insert an insult of your preference here). I suppose that Boltzmann was just angry about your stubborn attitude. Religions help people surviving in this horrible world, gives them hope and simplifies a lot of things many people simply wouldn't understand at all.

There's just some teachings that have been made two thousand years ago which need to be adapted to meet our present circumstances. Premarital sexual intercourse is one of those things, because medicine and science has progressed far enough to be able to explain the human body fairly well. It has been proven that sex doesn't just makes you happy, but also prevents numerous deiseases, increases your lifespan, increases your physical ability and much more. It even increases your mental performance.


You don't have to answer this, but I'd suggest you to think about it.

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May I remind you what this thread started with?

F-3582 said:
It was about two sites making both fun of ancient rules being still enforced in the so-called most powerful and modern nations in the world. This site satirically dealt with the way numerous Americans seem to believe in god which is - as I already mentioned - retarded!

Cloudvii, the main point is that no one, neither this site, nor the people who qouted it insulted YOU, the average theist who believes deeply in this god. Of course you are an intelligent person who can decide for yourself which truth to accept, either the dogmatic medieval theories about premarital sex making you butt-ugly and masturbation making you dumb or the more tolerant ones which also accept science and stuff. You should be clever enough to see that.

I am sorry that this discussion became a flame war. It was intended to be funny, but some people didn't seem to be pretty tolerant...

I hope that this is clear now.
 
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